Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. mpw280 says:

    You Will Submit. mpw

  2. Michael Hamm says:

    Nevada’s WWE finger wrestling championship for Senate is underway.

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    No Harry, I will not Tango. I am not blind like Al Pacino.

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    Kiss me you fool.

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    Harry Reid’s campaign goes belly up.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Classy Freddie Blassie meets the ultimate Pencil Neck Geek.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Just a little change
    Small to say the least
    Both a little scared
    Neither one prepared

    Beauty and the Beast

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Harry shows off his mad jedi skilz

  9. FormerHostage says:

    In a desperate bid to win re-election, Harry Reid offers free tango lessons with every vote.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Harry, I’m a Republican – it’s my turn to lead this dance.

  11. Following in Bristol Palin’s footsteps, Harry Reid auditions for the next season of Dancing With The Stars

  12. John Burgess says:

    Last dance
    last dance for votes
    yes, it’s my last change
    for election tonight
    ’cause when I’m bad
    I’m so, so bad

  13. john personna says:

    And let my spending HEEEEEAAAAL you.

  14. floyd says:

    Having terrified large audiences for years, Harry feels qualified to audition for the lead in
    ” Mr. Zombie Goes to Washington”

  15. floyd says:

    Joe is under the false impression that holding both hands will Keep Harry out of his pockets!HA!

  16. JKB says:

    Harry Reid tries to animate apathetic Democratic voters.

  17. floyd says:

    Watch it Harry, those lawn-gnomes are closing in!


  19. floyd says:

    Hands Off ! and keep your “Hairy Reed” to yourself as well!

  20. floyd says:

    Having no clue what Americans want, Harry,in deperation, tries the Vulcan mind meld.

  21. floyd says:

    TYPO… should read “desperation”

  22. floyd says:

    Pull them all!
    At my age one finger just doesn’t get the job done anymore!

  23. Wyatt Earp says:

    Harry Reid demonstrates what will happen to Mrs. Reid is he is not re-elected.

  24. Wyatt Earp says:

    The bland that rocks the cat’s cradle.

  25. John425 says:

    Harry: “Yes, yes. I love you. You mad, impetuous fool!”

    Harry: “…and you do the Hokey-Pokey…”

    Harry practices for his new job–Jitterbug instructor.

  26. FormerHostage says:

    I can’t quit you!

  27. Which of these things is not like the other?

  28. “You had me at …”, you know, I can’t think of anything memorable that Harry Reid has ever said to finish the joke.

  29. West Bound & Down.

  30. No, I’m Mormon, you’re more man.

  31. Senator Reid discovers a fraction of a second too late that Randy is one of those “teabaggers.”

  32. He said, “Harry, keep the change.” Well, another man might have been angry and another man might have been hurt, but another man never would have let him go, he stashed the bills in his shirt.

  33. You know, here in Las Vegas we aren’t accustomed to bandits having more than one arm.

  34. 1) Harry Reid, having been the recent recipient of the first human spinal transplant ever, proudly shows off that he is now finally capable of leading the Democrats to victory in the Senate, if given one more chance come this November 2nd.

  35. Michael Hamm says:

    Harry, your fingers seem tense. Have you been stroking the President again?

  36. Maggie Mama says:

    I know that Sharron Angle challenged you to an arm wrestling match, but I’m telling you, Harry, this is NOT how it’s done!

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    Not trusting a simple handshake, Harry Reid is using a two-handed greeting that won’t allow even one potential voter escape his grasp.

  38. I’m five months along, Harry – and it’s yours!

  39. G.A.Phillips says:

    Of course I support gay marriage…, let me show you.

  40. 2) Having been the recent recipient of the first human spinal transplant ever, Harry Reid, proudly shows off that he is now ready to lead the Democrats to victory in the Senate.

  41. Rachel Edith says:

    “After the Jive, I’ll teach you to Quickstep. Your next stop is probably Dancing With The Stars anyhow.”