Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, October 28, 2010
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Nevada’s WWE finger wrestling championship for Senate is underway.
No Harry, I will not Tango. I am not blind like Al Pacino.
Kiss me you fool.
Harry Reid’s campaign goes belly up.
Classy Freddie Blassie meets the ultimate Pencil Neck Geek.
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Harry shows off his mad jedi skilz
In a desperate bid to win re-election, Harry Reid offers free tango lessons with every vote.
Harry, I’m a Republican – it’s my turn to lead this dance.
Following in Bristol Palin’s footsteps, Harry Reid auditions for the next season of Dancing With The Stars
last dance for votes
yes, it’s my last change
for election tonight
’cause when I’m bad
I’m so, so bad
And let my spending HEEEEEAAAAL you.
Having terrified large audiences for years, Harry feels qualified to audition for the lead in
” Mr. Zombie Goes to Washington”
Joe is under the false impression that holding both hands will Keep Harry out of his pockets!HA!
Harry Reid tries to animate apathetic Democratic voters.
Watch it Harry, those lawn-gnomes are closing in!
Hands Off ! and keep your “Hairy Reed” to yourself as well!
Having no clue what Americans want, Harry,in deperation, tries the Vulcan mind meld.
TYPO… should read “desperation”
Pull them all!
At my age one finger just doesn’t get the job done anymore!
Harry Reid demonstrates what will happen to Mrs. Reid is he is not re-elected.
The bland that rocks the cat’s cradle.
Harry: “Yes, yes. I love you. You mad, impetuous fool!”
Harry: “…and you do the Hokey-Pokey…”
Harry practices for his new job–Jitterbug instructor.
I can’t quit you!
Which of these things is not like the other?
“You had me at …”, you know, I can’t think of anything memorable that Harry Reid has ever said to finish the joke.
West Bound & Down.
No, I’m Mormon, you’re more man.
Senator Reid discovers a fraction of a second too late that Randy is one of those “teabaggers.”
He said, “Harry, keep the change.” Well, another man might have been angry and another man might have been hurt, but another man never would have let him go, he stashed the bills in his shirt.
You know, here in Las Vegas we aren’t accustomed to bandits having more than one arm.
1) Harry Reid, having been the recent recipient of the first human spinal transplant ever, proudly shows off that he is now finally capable of leading the Democrats to victory in the Senate, if given one more chance come this November 2nd.
Harry, your fingers seem tense. Have you been stroking the President again?
I know that Sharron Angle challenged you to an arm wrestling match, but I’m telling you, Harry, this is NOT how it’s done!
Not trusting a simple handshake, Harry Reid is using a two-handed greeting that won’t allow even one potential voter escape his grasp.
I’m five months along, Harry – and it’s yours!
Of course I support gay marriage…..here, let me show you.
2) Having been the recent recipient of the first human spinal transplant ever, Harry Reid, proudly shows off that he is now ready to lead the Democrats to victory in the Senate.
“After the Jive, I’ll teach you to Quickstep. Your next stop is probably Dancing With The Stars anyhow.”
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