Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, November 15, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday
Visitors enjoy seeing Madame Tussaud and her latest stiff.
Mr. trouble never hangs around, when he hears this Mighty sound,
Here I come to save the day!
When it was clear that diplomacy was not accomplishing anything useful, Obama decided to organize a game of “Red Light, Green Light” just for fun.
Obama signals his teleprompter to move in a little closer.
“And then I sez, ‘Nancy, you blew it. Take this!'”
If I could just keep the Chinese off my ass …
When the G-20 meeting got a little tense, President Obama decided to entertain the world leaders with his dancing.
To the Batmobile!
Obama notices an opportunity to bow and springs forward…..
Help me pull that giant Asian wedgie out of my ass.
Chinese Intelligence agent picks Obama’s pocket. Beijing says he is actually a debt collector.
Those Kenyans runners have such excellent form
1) “I’m a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When I get all steamed up. Hear me shout. Tip me over and pour me out.”
The Hooverville shuffle?
“…and it’s Saturday Night at the Darktown Strutters Ball!”
Perhaps Obama won’t wait until 2013 to make an appearance on Dancing With the Stars.
“I call it the two-faced two-step.”
If they won’t tell him he’s not wearing any clothes what makes you think they’ll tell him he doesn’t have a dance partner either?
So is he running for president or running from the presidency?
You ask, how best to get under my opponents skin? But of course….A GQ uppity pose….
Er, excuse me, Biden has got hold of a mic again.
Let’s do the time warp agaiiiiinnnnnn!
Uh…sir…moving in slow motion and making that “shu-na-na-na-na-na” sound doesn’t make you the Six Million Dollar Man.
In another attempt to gain support, President Obama made a guest cameo on “Dancing With The Stars” where he performed “The Robot.”
Breaking News: Obama to be Marching Drum Major during halftime at Super Bowl!
2) “Sorry gentlemen, my dance card is all filled up.”
3) “Say, I got to hand it to Sarah Palin. This ‘writing on the hand trick’ really works.”
Gawd! He really IS a poser!
4) “Now what did Rahm Emanuel say to me again? Oh yeah, ‘Baby Steps’ to the Oval Office, ‘Baby Steps’ to the Rose Garden and ‘Baby Steps’ to a new international multilateral free trade agreement with Asia. Hey, this stuff is easy.”
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