Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Indranil Mukherjee)

Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Visitors enjoy seeing Madame Tussaud and her latest stiff.

  2. regularron says:

    Mr. trouble never hangs around, when he hears this Mighty sound,

    Here I come to save the day!

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    When it was clear that diplomacy was not accomplishing anything useful, Obama decided to organize a game of “Red Light, Green Light” just for fun.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama signals his teleprompter to move in a little closer.

  5. John Burgess says:

    “And then I sez, ‘Nancy, you blew it. Take this!'”

  6. john personna says:

    If I could just keep the Chinese off my ass …

  7. When the G-20 meeting got a little tense, President Obama decided to entertain the world leaders with his dancing.

  8. MstrB says:

    To the Batmobile!

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama notices an opportunity to bow and springs forward…..

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Help me pull that giant Asian wedgie out of my ass.

  11. John425 says:

    Chinese Intelligence agent picks Obama’s pocket. Beijing says he is actually a debt collector.

  12. Joe DeVito says:

    Those Kenyans runners have such excellent form

  13. 1) “I’m a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When I get all steamed up. Hear me shout. Tip me over and pour me out.”

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    The Hooverville shuffle?

  15. John425 says:

    “…and it’s Saturday Night at the Darktown Strutters Ball!”

  16. Perhaps Obama won’t wait until 2013 to make an appearance on Dancing With the Stars.

  17. “I call it the two-faced two-step.”

  18. If they won’t tell him he’s not wearing any clothes what makes you think they’ll tell him he doesn’t have a dance partner either?

  19. So is he running for president or running from the presidency?

  20. Peterh says:

    You ask, how best to get under my opponents skin? But of course….A GQ uppity pose….

  21. Mr. Prosser says:

    Er, excuse me, Biden has got hold of a mic again.

  22. FormerHostage says:

    Let’s do the time warp agaiiiiinnnnnn!

  23. FormerHostage says:

    Uh…sir…moving in slow motion and making that “shu-na-na-na-na-na” sound doesn’t make you the Six Million Dollar Man.

  24. FormerHostage says:

    In another attempt to gain support, President Obama made a guest cameo on “Dancing With The Stars” where he performed “The Robot.”

  25. John425 says:

    Breaking News: Obama to be Marching Drum Major during halftime at Super Bowl!

  26. 2) “Sorry gentlemen, my dance card is all filled up.”

  27. 3) “Say, I got to hand it to Sarah Palin. This ‘writing on the hand trick’ really works.”

  28. FormerHostage says:

    Gawd! He really IS a poser!

  29. 4) “Now what did Rahm Emanuel say to me again? Oh yeah, ‘Baby Steps’ to the Oval Office, ‘Baby Steps’ to the Rose Garden and ‘Baby Steps’ to a new international multilateral free trade agreement with Asia. Hey, this stuff is easy.”