Caption Contest

Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

Happy Thanksgiving All!!!!’

Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. ericinva says:

    Obama personally coaches new TSA screener, using a live turkey as a test subject.

  2. Squirrely wrath says:

    “Okay, Turkey, I’m pardoning you, but only if you register as a Democrat.”

  3. Linda says:

    Wait… Where’s the junk I’m supposed to touch?

  4. In the name of Jesus Christ be healed turkey, and go forth and sin no more!

  5. Which turkey needs the pardon more?

  6. FormerHostage says:

    In the name ‘a th’ Lord…Hee-yul!

  7. Mrs. FormerHostage says:

    Obama thought bubble: Hey! The outline really DOES look like a turkey!

  8. “Like my predecessors, I lack the will to stop this silly ritual.”
    “These are not the giblets you are looking for.”

  9. mpw280 says:

    I am back with the flock, whew it must have been a dream, though these aren’t the same white boys I grew up with.  mpw

  10. Peterh says:

    Your crime is being low on the food chain….for that….I pardon thee…..go….and multiply….whilse your brethren prepare for their appointed destinies…..fowl work tis this…

  11. MICHELLE: Don’t touch it, it probably has all kinds of germs on it.
    OBAMA: I have to pat the turkey to find out what’s in it.

  12. 11B40 says:

    “Talk to the hand, turkey.”

  13. JKB says:

    First the TSA, now this guy…Why can’t my species fly!
    On the upside, no helicopters like in Cincinnati back in ’78

  14. JKB says:

    “There, there turkey”

  15. anjin-san says:

    As part of his ongoing effort to burnish his image, GW returned to the White House for a holiday visit.

  16. steve says:

    Christine O’Donnell makes it to the White House after all.

  17. Drew says:

    “I know he is, sir, but how’s that different from the last Chief Economic Advisor?

  18. Maggie Mama says:

    Turkey thought bubble:  {Wow, there are more turkeys here than back on the farm.}
    Turkey thought bubble:  {I don’t know why Obama’s giving me the pardon, cause he’s the one who keeps laying an egg.}

  19. Mr. Prosser says:

    Let’s see, pardon for this guy or DeLay, hmmm. OK, this guy. Send DeLay Conyer’s copy of Playboy and a carton of smokes; tell him, “good luck.”

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Turkey thought bubble: {Obama better keep her away from me cause I heard all about the Good Stuff Eatery naming a turkey burger the “Michelle Melt.”}

  21. G.A.Phillips says:

    Why is the turkey always white? Racists!!!!!!

  22. Rock says:

    “Gimme a high 5, Big Guy!”

  23. John425 says:

    Handler: “No, Mr President, it doesn’t need a teleprompter to tell it to gobble.”
    MSNBC news bulletin: President Obama waves to adoring crowd of turkeys.

  24. Maggie Mama says:

    Geez, the Secret Service agent is very “hands on” when it comes to handling VP Biden.

  25. markm says:

    ….ooooooh Mrs. Habercamp….i’ve never choked a turkey before….

  26. Because turkey farmers always wear a suit and tie.

  27. “I have a gift.”

  28. markm says:

    Bammer: “Yes Sasha, all turkeys are white”.

  29. JazzShaw says:

    Why am I meeting with this Tom fellow again? Did Chief Justice Roberts quit?

  30. “Imposter turkeys get presidential pardon — Really White House Salahi gatecrashers in disguise!”
    “By posing as Thanksgiving turkeys, Apple and Cider, the Salahi White House gatecrashers finally get their presidential pardon.”
    “The Salahis crash White House, again! This time bypassing security posing as Thanksgiving turkeys, Apple and Cider.”

  31. mannning says:

    Which one is the turkey?

  32. “Like Grey Poupon mustard, once again the Salahis prove themselves a cut above the rest when it comes to the fine art of professional party crashing, as they dupe White House security disguised as this year’s Thanksgiving turkeys, Apple and Cider.”

  33. “Taking time off from his busy campaign schedule, Rahm Emmanuel stops by the White House to say hi.”

  34. “Taking time off from his busy campaign schedule, Rahm Emanuel stops by the White House to say hi.”

  35. “Due to the possibility of incumbent weather, the annual Presidential Thanksgiving Day Turkey Pardoning Ceremony was moved partially indoors to prevent Obama’s drowning.”

  36. “Much to Obama’s dismay, the ‘Blue Dog Democrat’ turkey did not return the DNC’s secret hand salute.”

  37. “Much to Obama’s dismay, the ‘Blue Dog Democrat’ turkey did not return the DNC’s secret handshake salute.”

  38. “Already preparing for 2012, Obama practices for the day he will be on the receiving end of having to ask for a presidential pardon.”