Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Maxim Shubovich)

Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bryan says:

    Kids these days…

  2. mpw280 says:

    Just another day at the Chinese bride market.  mpw

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    In Texas we order our steaks  “still mooing”, but good grief, guess we have nothing on the Chinese.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    “Goat, goat, duck?”

  5. Dumbledore403 says:

    Scapegoat…Get your scapegoat here!

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Federal food inspectors at work insuring that you food is diverse enough with the proper percentage of black, white, hispanic and asian goats.

  7. MstrB says:

    Someone is getting lucky tonight.

  8. John425 says:

    I see the sex trade is another of the Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

     North Koreans prefer blonds?

  10. “You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin’ you better run.”

  11. Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream.  Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

  12. Wooly bullies!

  13. Shear lunacy.

  14. Linda says:

    Hey, wait a minute… These aren’t the sheep I ordered.

  15. chsw says:

    “I’m telling ya, the real thing beats inflatable sheep!”

  16. Peterh says:

    Ahhhh….the perfect background for Sarah to pardon a goat….

  17. John425 says:

    Goat buyer: “Say what you want, Makshasa, but a little lipstick and perfume and she’ll be fine for Saturday night.”

  18. Well, at least they’re only slaughtering the richest 2% of the sheep population.

  19. rodney dill says:

    Sheepless in Seattle.

  20. John425 says:

    Goat buyer: “Hmmm…this one has no testicles. Is it a girl?”

  21. mannning says:

    Terrible!  TWO black sheep in the family!

    “Okay, on the count of three, we all make a break for it. For united we stand, divided we fall. Ready? One, two…two…two…wait for it…wait for it…”
    “I’m not worried. I read my horoscope today. It said I would come out ahead.”
    “Whatever you do, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!”
    “Like the great religions before it: NASA, the cosmetic industry and Judaism, Islam readies to send its test subjects into the great beyond.”
    “Ever since the ‘Recession’, ‘Black Friday’ and ‘Cyber Monday’ ain’t what they use to be.”
    “Gee, this is so exciting! I wonder what we’ll be in the next life? Oh yeah, never mind — I just remembered.”