Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, November 29, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday
Kids these days…
Just another day at the Chinese bride market. mpw
In Texas we order our steaks “still mooing”, but good grief, guess we have nothing on the Chinese.
“Goat, goat, duck?”
Scapegoat…Get your scapegoat here!
Federal food inspectors at work insuring that you food is diverse enough with the proper percentage of black, white, hispanic and asian goats.
Someone is getting lucky tonight.
I see the sex trade is another of the Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
North Koreans prefer blonds?
“You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin’ you better run.”
Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream. Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
Hey, wait a minute… These aren’t the sheep I ordered.
“I’m telling ya, the real thing beats inflatable sheep!”
Ahhhh….the perfect background for Sarah to pardon a goat….
Goat buyer: “Say what you want, Makshasa, but a little lipstick and perfume and she’ll be fine for Saturday night.”
Well, at least they’re only slaughtering the richest 2% of the sheep population.
Sheepless in Seattle.
Goat buyer: “Hmmm…this one has no testicles. Is it a girl?”
Terrible! TWO black sheep in the family!
“Okay, on the count of three, we all make a break for it. For united we stand, divided we fall. Ready? One, two…two…two…wait for it…wait for it…”
“I’m not worried. I read my horoscope today. It said I would come out ahead.”
“Whatever you do, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!”
“Like the great religions before it: NASA, the cosmetic industry and Judaism, Islam readies to send its test subjects into the great beyond.”
“Ever since the ‘Recession’, ‘Black Friday’ and ‘Cyber Monday’ ain’t what they use to be.”
“Gee, this is so exciting! I wonder what we’ll be in the next life? Oh yeah, never mind — I just remembered.”
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Caption Contest Winners
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