Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
Guards from the Egyptian Department of Antiquities soon arrived at the Cairo museum, protecting the treasures of the Pharaohs. Unfortunately, the guards’ uniforms further outraged the crowds, precipitating the endless protests that finally broke the back of Mubarak’s regime.
This is the dawning of the “Age of Encapsulis”
The Obama Administration demonstrates the latest innovations in green transportation.
When I hear the term “egghead”, somehow this isn’t what I envision.
Call Wilford Brimley, I went swimming with the “cocoon” and feel energized already.
I’d like to know what creature laid THAT egg!
What kind of a person lays an egg BEFORE giving the performance?I
The Grammies promotes Equal Opportunity Slavery for all qualifying applicants.
Let’s Make a Deal: I’ll take what’s inside Egg No. 1 Monty.
Knowing they can’t help but look inside MSNBC sends a giant Alien face hugger egg to the Fox News staff room.
Mork from Ork can’t wait to eat Lady Gaga’s egg.
At the Los Angeles Auto Show, General Motors unveils the latest in green transportation aalternatives
Did you really think it was eggceptional entertainment?
First, a dress made of meat. Now, an egg in the act. Lady Gaga is #1 when it comes to pissing off vegans around the world.
Quietly, Al Sharpton’s legal assistant whispers into the ear of the gentleman in the rear, “Don’t worry, my friend, we’ll sue their butt off for your right to carry at the FRONT of the egg!”
Denny’s introduces its new supersized Grand Slam breakfast.
Charlie, the coke is here!
The promotion crew for the new movie about Cleopatra’s Coffin took a wrong turn in the studio complex and tried to make the best of it.. They won a Grammy!
FIrst a dress made of meat and now a giant egg. -BREAKFAST!!
“…and here to sing her new song titled “Green Eggs and Ham”…
Once again, Lady Gaga steps up to definitively answer the question, “Why do they hate us?”
Pods are bad, m’kay?
Lady Gaga sings another from her latest albumin.
Evolution is a ignorant slut and then you die?
Democrats belatedly announce the birth of a great new idea. Obamacare
I’ll just leave this here, you know, in case anyone’s in a spawning mood.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid unveil the result of years of absolute dominance in the legislature.
Hollywood lays an egg.
Hollywood lays a rotten egg.
1) Soon after, Lady Gaga was honored with a new “Steak and Eggs” breakfast menu item at Norms.
2) Soon after, Lady Gaga was honored with a new “Steak and Eggs” breakfast menu item at a local family restaurant chain.
This is the only way Lady Gaga figures she can get fertilized!
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