Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Rob Miles says:

    After Kondo hit him on the hand, the player writhed around on the ground, holding his leg, and was awarded a free kick.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    MSNBC’s Chris Matthews critiques Obama’s Oval Office speech.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Some expert told Obama that robots might be able to plug the oil leak.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Unable to muster emotion enough to satisfy the MSM, the president has relegated himself to playing “tough guy” with the toys in the White House rec room.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    I have seen better monkey shit fights at the capitol hill……..

  6. Wyatt Earp says:

    The production values of Transformers 3 left a lot to be desired.

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    Al Gore responds to Tipper’s request for a divorce.

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    The Transformers remake of Saturday Night Fever.

  9. John425 says:

    Not to be outdone by Denmark’s Legos, Japan has introduced Arm-os

    On YouTube they transformed into Godzilla and Mothra, respectively.

    “Bot warriors battle over sudoku answer.

  10. Scotty says:

    kondo falls and Obama blames it on Bush.. is their nothing he won’t comment on??

  11. mannning says:

    Come on, guys! You are supposed to be my toys, not destroy yourselves!

  12. Cowboy Blob says:

    Rock’em Sock’em Robots Get a Make-Over!

  13. 1) As the EMP-like surge of energy short-circuited his positronic neural network brain, Kondo knew something was wrong: robots weren’t supposed to having feeling – particularly PAIN!

    2) As Kondo’s world came crashing down around him he thought to himself with a certain amount of self-satisfaction: “That will do pig. That will do.”

    3) As Kondo’s world came crashing down around him, he couldn’t help but wonder if the outcome could have been different. If only he would’ve checked himself into rehab for his addiction to cheap and reliable energy.

    4) Moments before his knockout, Kondo second-guessed his decision in signing that organ donors card.

    5) Kondo takes a licking but keeps on ticking…Ticking!? KA-BOOM!…END TRANSMISSION

    6) Kondo could feel the loss of his footing as the crowd rushed to theirs. Soon it would be all over for him. And finally he could go back to doing what he liked and did best: being a paperweight.

    7) Kondo just knew his former profession as a paperweight would one day eventually catch-up with him.

    8) In a post apocalyptic world, the ‘Spy Vs. Spy’ saga continues.

    9) Kondo felt like crying, but he knew that could only make matters worst.

    10) As Kondo hit the canvas, he vowed never to allow himself to be distracted by the washer and dryer sitting the front row ever again.

    11) Kondo simply closed his eyes and imagined himself in a better place, drinking a can WD-40 while laying shore side along the Gulf of Mexico.

    12) After the fight, Kondo knew all he needed was a can of WD-40 and a little rest and relaxation in the Gulf of Mexico.

  14. 13) As the EMP-like surge of energy short-circuited his positronic neural network brain, Kondo knew something was wrong: robots weren’t supposed to have feelings – particularly PAIN!

  15. physics geek says:

    Computer simulations can now determine what the children of famous people would look like. Here we see the predicted physical characteristics of offspring produced by the union of John Travolta and Megan Fox.

  16. 14) Kondo felt like crying, but he knew that could only make matters worse.

  17. Joe says:

    The robot on the receiving end of that punch somehow manages to look surprised/horrified. Too funny.