Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Summer Break Edition. The Caption Contest will return around mid-July.

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Summer Break Edition. The Caption Contest will return around mid-July.

Time is getting away from me and its time for my usual summer break. I leave you with this gem for your comments, and I may choose to judge winners on my return. Maybe Dodd can be convinced to run a contest or two in my absence.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. FormerHostage says:

    Careful, it has a tendency to bite you on the a$$!

  2. FormerHostage says:

    So THAT’S where the stimulus money went.

  3. Cuffy Meigs says:

    Yes, we can (unnnnnngh)

  4. FormerHostage says:

    The matching piece is the “Biden Bidet.”

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Mitch McConnell introduces redecoration bill for Senate loo at a cost of $46,000,000.

  6. White House interior decorators have tried to make the place politically relevant

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    After one too many tacos, Mrs. Obama “plugged the damn hole.”

  8. michael Hamm says:

    Presbo’s new campaign – Pissing on the USA.

  9. Hodink says:

    “For the period of one hour before the game, I add up my #1’s and number 2’s to get the USA score.”

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Ever wonder were all that donkey poop goes……….

  11. Pete says:

    Where our politicians reside.

  12. anjin-san says:

    Who says the right has no ideas? “Let’s tell toilet jokes!”

  13. John425 says:

    New campaign logo for Obama’s 2012 re-election committee.
    Matching slogan will be: “We’re ALL in the crapper now.”

  14. FormerHostage says:

    Oh well, at least BO leaves the seat down when he uses it.

  15. FormerHostage says:

    The toilet paper is a roll of 100’s.

  16. physics geek says:

    YES WE ::grunt:: CAN! ::splash::

    The newest design in toilets seats: the Daddy-O.

    A graphic representation of where your tax dollars are heading.

  17. Michael Hamm says:

    “O” Shiite.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Time to flush “Hope and Change” where it belongs.

  19. Franklin says:

    If you keep jamming legislation through like that, you’re gonna blow out your O-ring.

  20. Speaking of needing to find out who’s ass to kick…

  21. Are these turds created or saved?

  22. Benjamin Butler thinks this doesn’t go far enough:

  23. RNC Headquarters has the cleanest toilets.

  24. Franklin says:

    Talk about plunging to the bottom of the barrel!

  25. I especially like the scent of fresh roses.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama’s gone to shit!

    Obama’s poll numbers are in the crapper!

    To crap or not to crap that is the question.

    Who would have guessed that Vietnam Vets have replaced the “Jane Fonda” toilet target with the “damn Obama” version.

    This year the White House Christmas, oops, sorry, the White House HOLIDAY card gives a whole new picture to the extent of Obama’s influence in the country. Yup, ain’t worth a shit!

    See your tax dollars. See your tax dollars being flushed away by the Obama Administration.

    Crap! That’s all the American people are getting from Obama.

  27. John425 says:

    The double-“O” spot on the Obama Roulette Wheel of Governance.

  28. Michael Hamm says:

    Presbo unveils his new suggestion box for improving his Presidency.

  29. So, when you flush does the water swirl to the right or to the left?

  30. Sign just out of the frame: “Remember to raise the seat for Number Won.”

  31. Abhishek Duggal says:

    Nobody gets as much ass as I do!

  32. Rachel Edith says:

    Deposit Aspirations Here