Monday, August 14, 2006
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Cindy Sheehan prepares to worship at the shrine of Michael Moore.
The Israeli Air Force rolls out some new ordnance for its war on Hezbullah.
* I swear to you, it was FLYING a minute ago.
* Somehow, the Burning Pig never caught on, to the degree “Burning Man” did.
* OK, which one of you is ‘Babe’?
* I’m afraid someone has to say it; It’ll never work between us, Winston.
Gonna make you squeal like a pig!
After the revelation of a terrorist plot to blow up 9 airplanes, some Lamont voters were taking a second look at their candidate and surprised at what they see.
Me thinks old MacDonald has just a wee bit to much time on his hands down on the farm.
While she complained that there were only straw man arguments against their marrying, he just confidently smiled.
And then, when Dean, Lamont and Kos jumped out from the belly of the gift pig, the Democrats knew their party was doomed.
A modern day Pasiphae is one step closer to her desire.
She knew men were pigs but she still liked this one with his disarming smile. She figured if she put a big enough red ribbon and combed the hayseeds out of his hair, he would change for her.
She knew what it meant when the pig held his tail up in that certain way.
An Israeli farmer near the Lebanese border is shown with the only defense allowed under the latest UN resolution.
Man, are the jewish cows gonna be angry.
* Perhaps if we built this Large wooden Badger….
* She was famous for making the statement that “men are pigs”… and just took the logic to the next level…
* Charlotte suddenly realized she had mis-heard her freind… James was the PIG man on campus.
* I think we’re going to need more grease….
* The singing lessons just were NOT working.
* The trick to this porcine transportation thing was knowing when the piggy would run all the way home.
Failing to allow for Islamic sensibilities, the Army’s Trojan Pig was destined for failure.
Capla Kesting’s first run at sculpting “Britney Spears Giving Birth” was not nearly as successful.
It just goes to show that with Elmer’s glue and enough time you can accomplish pretty much anything.
Cindy Sheehan’s first work of “art” from her new 5-acre piece of farmland. It has yet to be seen if the Liberal New York art circles will allow such a piece of obviously “red state” artwork into their galleries.
The three little pigs radically changed their tactics, building the first scare-wolf out of straw…
Nothing rattled Hizbollah quite like the bunker busters shaped like pigs.
“That’ll do pig, that’ll do.”
The IDF had withdrawn for now, but not without leaving a surprise behind…
Look on the bright side. It should certainly burn easier than a golden calf.
In an effort to improve civic pride in farming communities, Congress allocates $21.5 million for “pigs to nowhere.” Pork-busters everywhere cry.
The pigss built of sticks and brick were as confusing to children as the straw one (shown) and showed the performance artist had really only skimmed the story. But it was when the ‘fox’ huffed and puffed and tried to, well, pleasure the pigs that the police finally shut the show down.
Cited as being offensive to Muslims everywhere, the artist was threatened with death if he didn’t remove the offending “art” immediately.
(Oh wait, is the idea to caption it with something that wouldn’t happen?)
Having heard about the legend of the Trojan horse, illegal aliens are now crossing the southern border in Tijuana pinatas
Ya just KNEW the auto makers were going to come up with something offbeat to combat oil prices. Problem is, I don’t think this pig’s gonna sell.
Knowing how much work he had put into it, she decided not to tell him she’d already got one.
Hippie chicks don’t do meat.
The latest in the Dems plan for getting us out of Iraq is the Trojan Pig, filled inside with anti-war activists.
Bdbdbdbdbdbdbd that’s straw, folks!
Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are…
“I’m Merlin, The Happy Pig!”
The citizens of Crawford put up friendly reminders all over town to encourage Cindy Sheehan to keep to her fast.
The Scorpion-tailed Pig, America’s newest weapon in the war against “Islamofascism”!
Morningstar Farms took the cause of meatless meat a little too far with this campaign.
After this incident it would be another 2 centuries before alfalfa was declared kosher again.
Jenny Craig – “You say there were 3 of you, much huffing and puffing, an amazing escape and now you are what you eat.”
The reformation of Islam is finally complete.
” Any Body got A Match?” “This Ia Going To Be The Quickest Hog Roast In History.”
“This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef … ahhh, that would be you. Lots and lots and lots of roast beef.”
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