Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Sports Illustrated

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Ooooh! A penny!

  2. LJD says:

    Yankees fans…
    …always bending over.

  3. Joe says:

    The Yankees announced six finalists after the latest round of tryouts to replace A-Rod at third!

  4. My viagra pill!

  5. DaveD says:

    It was the moment that a disappointed Tommy decided that steroids and growth hormone are not all that bad for baseball.

  6. Descendants of Stillman’s Militia?

  7. sgtFluffy says:

    A young Steve Bartman looks on as he is once again denied a game ball……..

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Considering “The Wave” to be passe, a group of fans attempt to perform the first ever “The Breaker”

  9. FormerHostage says:

    The New York Chapter of The Curly Fan Club living up to their name.

  10. FormerHostage says:

    The DNC trying to get a handle on National Security.

  11. McGehee says:

    The U.S. Synchronized Swooning team managed a score of 8.5 with this half-hearted imitation of Yankees fans.

  12. Woman to right in sunglasses (thinking): “pussies”

  13. Kenny says:

    “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A-Rod hit that! Eh A-Rod, yous still suck ya bum!”

  14. With Menendez falling in the polls, the democrats conducted their quadrennial “last minute entry” into the senatorial race.

  15. Triumph says:

    Given the Bush administration’s disregard for the rule of law, there is nothing stopping his henchmen from kidnapping these people, taking them to an undisclosed location, torturing them, and denying them access to a lawyer or the courts.

  16. A meeting of the Hair Club for Men was interrupted when a foul ball came near the meeting site.

  17. Dignity – Souvenir ball: pick one.

  18. Why America will never be defeated. If we fight this hard for a tipped ball, imagine what we would do if you tried to conquer us.

  19. Sports illustrated admitted to photoshopping the baseball into the picture as part of their support for continuing to serve beer at baseball games.

  20. Gaijin Biker says:

    With Short Round out of the way, the young Maharaja used the Voodoo Mitt of Kali to send the Yankees fans to their doom.

  21. Down in front.

  22. There is a reason the term “fans” has its roots in fanatic.

  23. In an effort to broaden their demographic, Sports illustrated has decided to distribute a version of their famed ‘Bikini issue’ magazine aimed at women. Initial marketing results were disappointing.

  24. What a pathetic bunch of ball-less men.

  25. Hermoine says:

    Dandy new method for choosing the President of the United States. Ooops. It bounced up and was caught by the woman in sunglasses. My my. Is the world coming to an end?

  26. The vegetarian all-bean hotdogs were not quite as successful after this “explosive” incident at Yankee Stadium.

  27. McCain says:

    The Tigers continue their fall.

  28. Jeff G says:

    A bunch of burly guys make a feverish ball grab.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  29. Steven L. says:

    At the company picnic, the softball game was immediately — and we mean *immediately* — followed by the wheelbarrow race.

  30. Steven L. says:

    Box office returns for “Breakdacin’ 3: Bald Boogaloo” were somewhat disappointing.

  31. Steven L. says:

    . . . but the would-be rescuers, instead of saving the woman from the quicksand, soon fell victim themselves . . .

  32. Act your age, not your IQ.

  33. Bithead says:

    * Ya know, I’ve seen bridesmaids do this at weddings….

    * Whaddaya MEAN it’s a TRIBBLE?

    * Man who can catch fly with chopsticks can achieve anything. (ok, never mind)

    * The Wave, after several beers

    * “Robin, It’s the baseball of doom! Hand me the… the Bat-bat!”

    * Several baseball fans demonstarte clearly why they do not play the sport professionally

  34. Hey, I got Jessica Simpson’s phone #, uh, oops, hey guys, it’s mine. Let go. Gimme. Stop.

  35. hln says:

    Balls to the wall; ball’s not quite to the wall.


  36. Elmo says:


    It’s a guy thing.

    Sanji, Key Luk, Hooshang, Lutemer, and Thorgvald all displayed their lack of familiarity with the beer guzzler’s toast: bottoms up.

  37. Elmo says:

    Mmmmmm ….. dirt good. Me like dirt. Me eat dirt.

  38. lawhawk says:

    I missed catching the ball with my face by that much…

    With a little bit of practice, Steve, Bill, Bob, and Ray were nearly able to synchronize burying their heads in the sand…

  39. Rachel Edith says:

    Ooops, sorry, mate. Think I might have grabbed the wrong ball then.

  40. the man says:

    I haven’t seen that many guys diving after balls since Fleet Week.

  41. Elmo says:

    7th inning stretch (extreme sports edition).

  42. FreakyBoy says:

    Proof that Pittsburgh is cloning to increase their lousy attendance numbers.

  43. Ingress says:

    “Oh, my. That is one bodacious booty.”

  44. Gollum says:

    Dude in the second row, squinting: Errrr, NOT the balls I wanted to see . . .

  45. Gollum says:

    Six off-duty FDNY members scramble feverishly for the red fire hose hidden under the Yankee Stadium third base wall.

  46. “Another Lindsay Lohan Sighting, Still No Panties!”

  47. Everybody wants to be Steve Bartman.