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  1. Matt says:

    At least they strategically placed the machines so we don’t have to stare at everyone’s “barbell”.

  2. Bithead says:

    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

  3. DaveD says:

    Well, it beats…..

  4. DaveD says:

    I don’t think I can support this sort of thing.

  5. Matt says:

    Damn. Bithead wins with the second comment.

  6. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Ever notice Tim Hardaway doesn’t hang around here much anymore?”

  7. JPSobel says:

    Club members are reminded to wipe the exercise equipment when they are through using it.

  8. Hodink says:

    “Well, Ross, now I can see why you were never much of a ladies man.”

  9. McGehee says:

    “Ever notice Ann Coulter doesn’t hang around here much anymore?”

  10. Hermoine says:

    “Sure hope there isn’t a fire.”

  11. Caliban Darklock says:

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

  12. This new national health care idea just turns my stomach.

  13. Great. 50 pieces of equipment open and he has to work out next to me. What a freak.

  14. They say that the senate is the most exclusive club in the world. Now you know why the senate gym is even more exclusive.

  15. See, its all part of the slippery slope. First the GOP honestly considers Rudy for president and then we have people exercising naked. Trust me, you don’t want to see stage three.

  16. Chinese officials explain the rule as an attempt to connect with the original Greek Olympic roots.

  17. Perhaps Gilmore shouldn’t be trying so hard to break out of the pack and get some coverage.

  18. First one to stop has to help the other one get off.

  19. Roger says:

    Displaying the new workout clothing line from “Emperor’s Clothing.”

  20. Gollum says:

    For aging boomers, “getting pumped up at the gym” has taken on a whole new meaning.

  21. Gollum says:

    Going to the gym these days seems to be just a display of so much meat.

  22. Gollum says:

    Under the new exercise regime, curls would continue to be allowed but flies were right out.

  23. Timmer says:

    A peek into the fitness center of the Promises Rehabilitation Clinic sheds some light on Britney’s bizarre behavior.

    (Hey, I look at it this way. If the media is going to force feed me Britney, I’m gonna use it. It’s allll about Britney.)

  24. FormerHostage says:

    Newly immigrated to America, Yackov and Sergi misunderstood the idea of becoming “skinny”

  25. FormerHostage says:

    After passing out from the original shock, THIS was the first thing Irving saw when he came to.

  26. FormerHostage says:

    Aw crap! I’m caught in the chain again!

  27. FormerHostage says:

    “I’m really glad I found this gym. My old one was full of a bunch of freaks!”

  28. Phil Smith says:

    “Um, please be sure and place the leg press machines facing the wall.”

    The rash of injuries was explained by the fact that nobody wanted to be spotted while doing bench presses.

  29. Scott_T says:

    1) So you know that is a BYOT gym right? (Bring your own towel)

    2) Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go!

    3) Your seat is cold too huh?

    4) What happens afterhours at the gym, STAYS afterhours at the gym.

    5) One thing it’s not is a French Gym.

    6) Hopefully one of the things that won’t spread in the near-future, the Metro-Sexual Gym.

  30. Mark says:

    Was it really worth all those carbon offsets, Frank?

  31. Lionel says:

    Aaron and Jacob protest the “no shirt, no shoes, no service policy”, at their retirement community gym.

  32. Lionel says:

    Validation as to why clothes were invented

  33. Ingress says:

    “48 hour Cialis definitely kept me off the rower today.”

  34. Roger says:

    “When are they going to fix the air conditioning?”


    What happens when you mix the sauna with the workout room.

  35. elliot says:

    So Bob what keeps your skin so soft and supple..

  36. FormerHostage says:

    You don’t EVEN want to know where they keep their locker keys!

  37. FormerHostage says:

    For the last time…NO! I will NOT spot you!

  38. “You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L’Air du Temps, … but not today.”

  39. “Hey! Take those shoes off, this is a nude gym!”

  40. “I said I wanted to see a nude, Jim, not a nude gym.”

  41. Feel the burn, or don’t.

  42. “I was going to make a joke about Ben-Gay, but, oh, never mind.” — Ann Coulter

  43. Pictures of the jury room deliberations were leaked to the press this afternoon by the Libby defense team as they began their appellate strategy.

  44. The adductor machines were the least popular on nudie days.

  45. Rodney Dill says:

    I never knew Helen Thomas worked out.

  46. There went my New Year’s resolution.

  47. “It’s part of my weight loss plan. Nah, I don’t exercize much, but who feels like eating after seeing Jimmy over there on the reclining bike?”

  48. elliot says:

    Bob (left) was peeved, he was just asked to leave. Didn’t he read the sign “No Shoes, No Service“?

  49. elliot says:

    Bob (left) was peeved, he was just asked to leave. Didn’t he see the sign “No Shoes, No Service”?

  50. Lionel says:

    Mark was mortified at learning the truth behind his gym advertisement brochure of, “come one come all!”

  51. Lionel says:

    Two members of the “tush” Olympics get in some extra training time.

  52. elliot says:

    Vitamins: $9.00
    Healthy Lunch: $13.99
    Gym Membership: $480.00
    Not knowing the difference between ‘Getting Buff and ‘In the Buff’: Priceless

  53. elliot says:

    Opps sorry Lionel, I missed your comment earlier on “No Shoes No Service” – Elliot

  54. FormerHostage says:

    Maurice: “Hey Bob, how come the membership rules only let you use powdered soap in the shower?”

    Bob: “It takes longer to pick up.”

  55. “I don’t feel no ways tired.”

  56. Justin says:

    “… so then she starts breast feeding right there in the restaurant! I’ll tell you, some people have no shame…”

  57. Dennis Lopez says:

    Sweat it all off , but stop at the hair.