Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

eastergorilla

(AP Photo/Al Behrman)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Bithead says:

    * Jack didn’t score points with his prom date by taking the phrase “Monkey Suit” literally.

    * Hey! Hey! We’re the Monkees!

    * Bob Boone, starring in the re-make of The Apes of Wrath.

    * Primate lab animals in Jersualem = Rhesus’ of Nazareth! Next week on Geraldo.

    * Fun? Fun?!!?!! Have you ever SMELLED a barrel of Monkeys, man?

    * Jim Panzee, going to pick up his date

    * It is said that toward the end, Will Shakespere was starting to have trouble comng up with new ideas for plays.

    * You think that’s weird? You oughta see the organ grinder.

  2. Hodink says:

    The President loves The White House Easter Egg Roll.

  3. markm says:

    As of last week the 800 pound gorilla in the room was race spawned by controversial Youtube videos of Obama’s pastor. This sunday however the 800 pound gorilla in the room was just that.

  4. markm says:

    Leonard Nemoy’s revival of “In Search Of” started of with the continuing search for modern Big Foot.

  5. Ape Over Easter.

  6. John425 says:

    Coming soon to a theater near you: “Eggzilla!”

  7. “Don’t Egg Him On,He’s Got A Temper.”

  8. “Seek And You Shell Find.”

  9. John425 says:

    Choreographer wants the gorilla to do it “eggzactly!

  10. Triumph says:

    Just another liberal.

  11. Elmo says:

    Google strengthens its grip on the world wide web.

  12. Elmo says:

    And the moral of the story is …. when you put all your eggs in one basket. Keep an eye on the basket.

  13. Elmo says:
  14. Elmo says:

    My love must be a kind of blind love
    I can’t see anyone but you.

    Are the stars out tonight?
    I don’t know if it’s cloudy or bright
    I Only Have Eyes For You, Dear ….

  15. Elmo says:

    Officer: What seems to be the problem here?

    Kid: (sniff sniff) A big hairy ape stole my easter basket.

  16. Elmo says:

    After the issue of the superdelegates was finally resolved. The party’s eventual standard bearer (seen here with their new trophy), was still viewed with some lingering animosity by fellow Democrats.

  17. peterh says:

    WE HAVE A WINNER….in the John McCain look-alike contest

  18. Maggie says:

    James Carville just released this photo, claiming it proves Obama was really in attendance at Trinity UCC on Easter and that he did NOT go vacationing on the beach if the truth be known. I ask you, “Can it get any dirtier than this, Judas?”

  19. Rachel Edith says:

    Beijing Olympics relay was marred by protests until we got Liu Kang to carry the torch.

  20. Maniakes says:

    Evidence that evolution and Christianity are not mutually exclusive.

  21. DaveD says:

    I can’t wait to hear Richard Dawkins’ take on this one.

  22. John425 says:

    “…and hi-ho the derri-o…to market we will go!”

  23. elliot says:

    He sure has a nice basket there. Anyone want to primate it from his hands.

  24. elliot says:

    The dim witted gorilla listened very carefully, but could not hear a ‘peep’.

  25. Anderson says:

    In parts of Africa where no one has ever seen a rabbit, the Easter Gorilla has been a successful reworking of a Western holiday tradition — much more so than Santa Elephant.

  26. Hillary wants to hide some of her Super Delegates before Obama can find them

  27. Reader says:

    * I wonder what I can trade these for?

    * Hey guys, look what JPMorgan gave me for our stock!

  28. William d'Inger says:

    Sick and tired of his usual diet, Koko used sign language to trick the deaf kid out of his Easter eggs.

  29. Elmo says:

    The reportedly graphic R rated spring holiday release … King Kong vs the Easter Bunny. Didn’t quite wake up weekend box office receipts.

  30. Elmo says:

    DNC chairman Howard Dean has reportedly warmed up to the idea of a superdelegate split. But it seems Hildabeast is having trouble letting go.

  31. Elmo says:

    Denver (AP) August 27

    With the floor fight at the Democratic convention now over ….

  32. Elmo says:

    After a hectic week with a punishing schedule …. [standing in for Rev Wright at Obama campaign headquarters. Representing Bosnia at Clinton’s, and hanging out at DNC chairman Dean’s office (holding place for Michigan and Florida)]. The eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, takes a break during Easter.

  33. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Dramatic reenactment of Hillary ducking and running for cover in Bosnia.

  34. John425 says:

    DNC member attempts “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies” pas de deux as solo.

  35. Hermoine says:

    Clinton – “Ok, it wasn’t sniper fire in Bosnia. I remember now. A big gorilla came along singing, Easter Parade.”

  36. Cornelius runs to show Dr. Zaius what he found the humans playing with, claiming they were making a noise that sounded like, “peeps, peeps, peeps!”

  37. floyd says:

    Yet another expert steps up to explain America’s economic plight….and with PROPS even!!

  38. Cowboy Blob says:

    What did William Shatner say when the gorilla stole his Easter Basket?

    “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNG!!!!”

  39. Elmo says:

    When animals go mild!

    A tisket, a tasket,
    Brown and yellow basket,
    Sent a letter to my baby,
    On the way I dropped it.

    I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
    Pretty girlie picked it up,
    And put it in her pocket.

    Goin’ ta-hell-inna-handbasket.

    Rogaine …. it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

    Warning
    Ape Crossing
    !

    So much chocolate … so little time.

    In support of his steroid denial,
    Roger Clemens brings fresh evidence with him, prior to testifying before Congress.

    Tired of the itinerant lifestyle and constantly avoiding civilization. Bigfoot signs with the William Morris agency, for a book and movie deal. Seen here relaxing over the Easter break, at his new Montecito digs.

  40. Elmo says:

    When animals go mild!

    A tisket, a tasket,
    Brown and yellow basket,
    Sent a letter to my baby,
    On the way I dropped it.

    I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
    Pretty girlie picked it up,
    And put it in her pocket.

    Goin’ ta-hell-inna-handbasket.

    Rogaine …. it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

    Warning
    Ape Crossing
    !

    So much chocolate … so little time.

    In support of his steroid denial,
    Roger Clemens brings fresh evidence with him, prior to testifying before Congress.

    Tired of the itinerant lifestyle, and constantly avoiding civilization. Bigfoot signs with the William Morris agency, for a book and movie deal. Seen here relaxing over the Easter break, at his new Montecito digs.

  41. Elmo says:

    When animals go mild!

    A tisket, a tasket,
    Brown and yellow basket,
    Sent a letter to my baby,
    On the way I dropped it.

    I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
    Pretty girlie picked it up,
    And put it in her pocket.

    Goin’ ta-hell-inna-handbasket.

    Rogaine …. it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

    Warning
    Ape Crossing
    !

  42. Maggie says:

    Has there already been a “back-room deal”? Pelosi, Reid, and Howard Dean are all sporting strange, sly smirks, fueling speculation that privately Al Gore has started to count his chickens.

  43. MikeM says:

    King Kong finds a safer way to carry Fay Wray.

    LaBron James finds a safer way to hold Gisele Bundchen for their next magazine cover.

  44. Dude, that gorilla just pooped an Easter egg!

  45. King Kong demolishes the Longaberger building.

  46. The drummer finally got his Cadbury chocolates.

  47. Accepting Dieter’s offer was the Easter Bunny’s first, and last, mistake.

  48. Ingress says:

    Senator Clinton — “Not to sound like my husband or anything but it depends what you mean by ‘gorilla’ and what you mean by ‘room’.”