Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Al Behrman)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Al Behrman)
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
* Jack didn’t score points with his prom date by taking the phrase “Monkey Suit” literally.
* Hey! Hey! We’re the Monkees!
* Bob Boone, starring in the re-make of The Apes of Wrath.
* Primate lab animals in Jersualem = Rhesus’ of Nazareth! Next week on Geraldo.
* Fun? Fun?!!?!! Have you ever SMELLED a barrel of Monkeys, man?
* Jim Panzee, going to pick up his date
* It is said that toward the end, Will Shakespere was starting to have trouble comng up with new ideas for plays.
* You think that’s weird? You oughta see the organ grinder.
The President loves The White House Easter Egg Roll.
As of last week the 800 pound gorilla in the room was race spawned by controversial Youtube videos of Obama’s pastor. This sunday however the 800 pound gorilla in the room was just that.
Leonard Nemoy’s revival of “In Search Of” started of with the continuing search for modern Big Foot.
Ape Over Easter.
Coming soon to a theater near you: “Eggzilla!”
“Don’t Egg Him On,He’s Got A Temper.”
“Seek And You Shell Find.”
Choreographer wants the gorilla to do it “eggzactly!
Just another liberal.
Google strengthens its grip on the world wide web.
And the moral of the story is …. when you put all your eggs in one basket. Keep an eye on the basket.
What’s in your wallet?
My love must be a kind of blind love
I can’t see anyone but you.
Are the stars out tonight?
I don’t know if it’s cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Dear ….
Officer: What seems to be the problem here?
Kid: (sniff sniff) A big hairy ape stole my easter basket.
After the issue of the superdelegates was finally resolved. The party’s eventual standard bearer (seen here with their new trophy), was still viewed with some lingering animosity by fellow Democrats.
WE HAVE A WINNER….in the John McCain look-alike contest
James Carville just released this photo, claiming it proves Obama was really in attendance at Trinity UCC on Easter and that he did NOT go vacationing on the beach if the truth be known. I ask you, “Can it get any dirtier than this, Judas?”
Beijing Olympics relay was marred by protests until we got Liu Kang to carry the torch.
Evidence that evolution and Christianity are not mutually exclusive.
I can’t wait to hear Richard Dawkins’ take on this one.
“…and hi-ho the derri-o…to market we will go!”
He sure has a nice basket there. Anyone want to primate it from his hands.
The dim witted gorilla listened very carefully, but could not hear a ‘peep’.
In parts of Africa where no one has ever seen a rabbit, the Easter Gorilla has been a successful reworking of a Western holiday tradition — much more so than Santa Elephant.
Hillary wants to hide some of her Super Delegates before Obama can find them
* I wonder what I can trade these for?
* Hey guys, look what JPMorgan gave me for our stock!
Sick and tired of his usual diet, Koko used sign language to trick the deaf kid out of his Easter eggs.
The reportedly graphic R rated spring holiday release … King Kong vs the Easter Bunny. Didn’t quite wake up weekend box office receipts.
DNC chairman Howard Dean has reportedly warmed up to the idea of a superdelegate split. But it seems Hildabeast is having trouble letting go.
Denver (AP) August 27
With the floor fight at the Democratic convention now over ….
After a hectic week with a punishing schedule …. [standing in for Rev Wright at Obama campaign headquarters. Representing Bosnia at Clinton’s, and hanging out at DNC chairman Dean’s office (holding place for Michigan and Florida)]. The eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, takes a break during Easter.
Dramatic reenactment of Hillary ducking and running for cover in Bosnia.
DNC member attempts “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies” pas de deux as solo.
Clinton – “Ok, it wasn’t sniper fire in Bosnia. I remember now. A big gorilla came along singing, Easter Parade.”
Cornelius runs to show Dr. Zaius what he found the humans playing with, claiming they were making a noise that sounded like, “peeps, peeps, peeps!”
Yet another expert steps up to explain America’s economic plight….and with PROPS even!!
What did William Shatner say when the gorilla stole his Easter Basket?
“KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNG!!!!”
When animals go mild!
A tisket, a tasket,
Brown and yellow basket,
Sent a letter to my baby,
On the way I dropped it.
I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
Pretty girlie picked it up,
And put it in her pocket.
Goin’ ta-hell-inna-handbasket.
Rogaine …. it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Warning
Ape Crossing
!
So much chocolate … so little time.
In support of his steroid denial,
Roger Clemens brings fresh evidence with him, prior to testifying before Congress.
Tired of the itinerant lifestyle and constantly avoiding civilization. Bigfoot signs with the William Morris agency, for a book and movie deal. Seen here relaxing over the Easter break, at his new Montecito digs.
When animals go mild!
A tisket, a tasket,
Brown and yellow basket,
Sent a letter to my baby,
On the way I dropped it.
I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
Pretty girlie picked it up,
And put it in her pocket.
Goin’ ta-hell-inna-handbasket.
Rogaine …. it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Warning
Ape Crossing
!
So much chocolate … so little time.
In support of his steroid denial,
Roger Clemens brings fresh evidence with him, prior to testifying before Congress.
Tired of the itinerant lifestyle, and constantly avoiding civilization. Bigfoot signs with the William Morris agency, for a book and movie deal. Seen here relaxing over the Easter break, at his new Montecito digs.
When animals go mild!
A tisket, a tasket,
Brown and yellow basket,
Sent a letter to my baby,
On the way I dropped it.
I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
Pretty girlie picked it up,
And put it in her pocket.
Goin’ ta-hell-inna-handbasket.
Rogaine …. it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Warning
Ape Crossing
!
Has there already been a “back-room deal”? Pelosi, Reid, and Howard Dean are all sporting strange, sly smirks, fueling speculation that privately Al Gore has started to count his chickens.
King Kong finds a safer way to carry Fay Wray.
LaBron James finds a safer way to hold Gisele Bundchen for their next magazine cover.
Dude, that gorilla just pooped an Easter egg!
King Kong demolishes the Longaberger building.
The drummer finally got his Cadbury chocolates.
Accepting Dieter’s offer was the Easter Bunny’s first, and last, mistake.
Senator Clinton — “Not to sound like my husband or anything but it depends what you mean by ‘gorilla’ and what you mean by ‘room’.”