Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Bush: “Lets cut to the chase, no matter how this turns out, I’ll say i’m wanting a paternity test and you two say you don’t want one…that will buy us a day or two before the media covers us like a blanket”

  2. markm says:

    GDub: “awe shoot…that answered that qusetion. Misty..don’t look but you’ve got a stray “whisker” sneakin’ out of your kini”

  3. markm says:

    Misty & Kerri: “Mr. President, we are afraid you may need to intervene in the war in Georgia..errr…the one in Europe. We notice McCain is coming out with staunch rhetoric and Obama has already nuanced his stance. Oh, and you do realize it’s just a matter of time before the MSM is going to pile on you for being here during the outbreak…like when you were reading to the chillllldren at the time of the 9/11 attacks”

  4. markm says:

    Bush: “Awe dang…there’s Laura”

  5. elliot says:

    Girl with ball: You can play, Mr. President. Can you fit into one of these bikinis?

    Dubya: Sure can! You haven’t seen me in the oval office when no one is around.

  6. Lisa S says:

    Three asses.

  7. Bithead says:

    Wait here, Girls. I’ll go get my speedo…

  8. markm says:

    Bush: “Hey gals, you ready for the games?. Yer lookin’ a little gangly from the front…yall need to run over there and get some dog on a stick”.

  9. markm says:

    GDub: “yall stayin’ loose?. If it helps we can play a game of bush-no bush. I’ll start, Kerri’s on deck. OK, Bush”.

  10. Fersboo says:

    Helen Thomas in a bikini, Helen Thomas in a bikini, Helen Thomas……I’m going to be sick.

  11. Eneils Bailey says:

    “Listen girls,”
    “I know Bill Clinton said “Serve it up,” but he was not talking about volley ball.”

  12. It’s good to be president.

    Look, we reserved the court. Your not even dressed to play. Can you just please leave?

    I will not look down. I will not look down. I will not look down.

    If hooter’s is a titty bar for Baptists, then the olympics is their porn channel.

  13. Elmo says:

    Kin-eye-git a woof woof?

  14. Elmo says:

    Once you’ve had Dub …. there’s no goin’ back.

    Drill here.

    Am I stuttering? I didn’t really notice.

    Nike … just do it.

  15. markm says:

    Bush: “WHEW…I was just overcome with the hook in that Shaq rap video”

  16. DaveD says:

    “We appreciate you’re thinking about staying busy after next January and we’re flattered by the interest Mr. President but this is not like major league baseball. You can’t just walk in and buy a beach volley ball team. And even if you could we’re not sure ‘I like the uniforms’ would be a good reason.”

  17. John425 says:

    Bush: “OK. It’s 3rd and long. Misty-you break right, I’ll fake a punt, and Kerri, you…”

  18. John425 says:

    Bush: “Wow! Wedgies sure look better on you than they do on Cheney.”

  19. John425 says:

    Bush: “Remember girls-with these wily Chinese it’s always strategery, strategery, and more strategery!”

  20. Kenny says:

    “Believe me ladies, you’re not the only ones with wedgies out here today …”

  21. Hodink says:

    “You girls need a Democratic Potus for that.”

  22. John425 says:

    Bush: Remember the old Chinese proverb, girls; Confucious say: “Never let sand get in cracks”.

  23. MikeM says:

    Don’t worry, girls, I’m not that President.

  24. bains says:

    …yeah, but my daughters can drink you under the table!

  25. William d'Inger says:

    We know it’s got lots of sun and sand, Mr. President, but Riyadh is not on our schedule.

  26. markm says:

    G: “, technically…if your wedding ring comes off during a match does that mean you are temporarily…never mind.”

  27. markm says:

    Bush: “Win, lose or draw…both of your wedgies look PHENOMENAL on that giant HD tv over there…”

  28. The photographer strategically positioned Keri Walsh to spare the president any further embarrassment.

  29. Hey Keri, play Misty for me.

  30. I’m sorry, I’ve got Georgia on my mind.

  31. Hey, there’s one Bush between the three of us.

  32. The president keeps trying to push his ring off with his thumb, but unsuccessfully.

  33. “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

  34. korim says:

    President: So you’re saying we can cut down on that pesky methane just by clenching…. I see. Oh, I see.

  35. korim says:

    Is that you, Dick?

  36. markm says:

    “I’m sorry, I’ve got Georgia on my mind.”


  37. rodney dill says:

    Dubya: “I think I have a party in my pants.”

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    CIC: “Oh say can I see by the dawn’s early light!”

  39. Dennis says:

    Why does Karl keep asking for Spakle??

  40. My Eyes are looking straight ahead, not down, not down, not down.

  41. Cowboy Blob says:

    Hey Ms. Walsh, is that “W” on yer backside fer someone we both know?

  42. rodney dill says:

    “Yes sir, there is crying in volleyball, but its usually the other team.”

  43. Elmo says:

    A lewinsky? No, not yet …. but then I thought the Chinese took dog off the menu in Bejing, during the games.

  44. Rachel Edith says:

    Bush – “I’m retiring from my day job soon. Either of you wanna play mixed doubles volleyball in the next Olympics with me?”