Thursday, November 27, 2008
Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Winners for last Mondays contest will not be announced untill tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving All!
Barack: “I was hoping for a waffle for a change“.
Jarrett: “OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooh…a piece of…pie..”
Messiah to Jarret: “See, the last Democratic administration could not have looked at all this pie without snickering and juvenile comments about poo-nanny…THAT is change”
Barack thought bubble:
Baby…movin’ on up
to the East side
to a delux appartment in the sky-hi-hi
Baby movin’ on up
to the East side
we finally got our piece of the pie-yi-yi.
Obama thought bubble “hmmm…a bailout for every crisis and a slice of pie for every counter top”
Just a couple of damn liberals.
Obama observes what remains of the American economy after 8 years of Bush…
“Conan, what is best in life?” “Pie!”
* OohFloor Pie!” – Homer Simpson
* Waiter, what is the value of Pie?
* That was easy….
* Irony abounds; Obama wanted a bigger piece of the pie.
* Her to him, with a wink… “Want a piece?”
* He didn’t take the desert. Some accused him of Impiety.
* Look, man, real men don’t eat… Oh, wait, it’s pumpkin.
* Oh, good…Spotted Owl Pot Pie!
* Oh, goodie… Puppy Pot Pie!
*Oh, goodie… Cow Pie…
* Mey he rest in Pies
* Pie R square? NO! Pie R Round! Cornbread R square!
* Pi equals 2.
Judging from his lips, Obama has chosen the blueberry pie.
“Let them eat cake. I’m having pie tonight.”
“Pumpkin pie is very sensuous, don’t you think Mrs. Wormer?”
“Baseball, hot dogs, applie pie and Chevrolet… oh sorry, I was all wrapped up in the bailouts there for a moment.”
It’s good to be the President-Elect.
“We finally got a piece of the pie.”
“Pecan, blueberry, pumpkin or hair. Choices, choices, choices.”
“I’d like my pie al a socialism please.”
“Shouldn’t my slice of the pie be bigger than everyone else’s?”
“Well, Valerie, I figure I’ll issue an Executive Order making Thanksgiving a monthly holiday. Then I’ll have the Dept of Commerce hire bakers to make pies all year, which should take care of creating at least 2 million new jobs. Sounds sweet, huh?”
AP Breaking: “In one of those rare gotcha photo-ops, the present Elected Chief of the President Elect is caught looking at some strange with one of his advisors.”
Yeah …. lemme have Kitty Kelley’s head on a platter (please).
I’m sorry …. I don’t eat humble pie.
“Hmm…, where’s the Stargazy pie?”
Your right, that is a cockroach, see the cute little whiskers?
Obama: “The damn press has already noticed that I went to the gym again instead of church last Sunday. So it’s no more pie for me. Michelle says I’m back to calorie counting and sermons.”
Hmm…nope. Still not quite even enough.
It’s a recipe, I got from Hillary.
If you’ll be my official taster, I’d sure appreciate it.
I got this pie off a rich man who had the nerve to think he owned the whole pie.
…and when I get into the White House, you can actually taste it.
Now that I’m elected, our kind, can be on this side of the foodline.
Obama: “The days of flavors are behind us … I don’t see pumpkin, I don’t see blueberry, I just see pie.”
Jarrett: “Yeah baby, and we are gonna make that pumpkin blue too!”
Obama: “Know what, Valerie, when you run a Google search of “Obama pie”, you get 11,200,000 hyperlinks.”
Obama: “Know what, Valerie, I won Pennsylvania cause West Philadelphia just loved that speech I gave on pie.”
The chosen one will now choose the choice slice.
Some men see things as they are, and say why?
I dream things that never were, and ask why not?
(damn … looks like they’re out of waffles again)
I thought pie was square, and cake was round?
Obama – “Oh, this is nothing. They video me when I’m actually chewing the food, when I’m praying, when I’m sneaking a cigarette and once, Larry Craig was in the stall next to mine trying to take a picture through the glory hole.”
Obama: “You get chitlins or fries with that pie?”
Obama: “I promised them all pie-in-the sky. What’re these slices doing down here?”
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