Caption Contest

Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM


(AFP/File/Saul Loeb)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Winners for last Mondays contest will not be announced untill tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving All!

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Barack: “I was hoping for a waffle for a change“.

  2. markm says:

    Jarrett: “OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooh…a piece of…pie..”

  3. markm says:

    Messiah to Jarret: “See, the last Democratic administration could not have looked at all this pie without snickering and juvenile comments about poo-nanny…THAT is change”

  4. markm says:

    Barack thought bubble:
    Baby…movin’ on up
    to the East side
    to a delux appartment in the sky-hi-hi
    Baby movin’ on up
    to the East side
    we finally got our piece of the pie-yi-yi.

  5. markm says:

    Obama thought bubble “hmmm…a bailout for every crisis and a slice of pie for every counter top”

  6. Triumph says:

    Just a couple of damn liberals.

  7. anjin-san says:

    Obama observes what remains of the American economy after 8 years of Bush…

  8. Redwynd says:

    “Conan, what is best in life?” “Pie!”

  9. Bithead says:

    * OohFloor Pie!” – Homer Simpson

    * Waiter, what is the value of Pie?

    * That was easy….

    * Irony abounds; Obama wanted a bigger piece of the pie.

    * Her to him, with a wink… “Want a piece?”

    * He didn’t take the desert. Some accused him of Impiety.

    * Look, man, real men don’t eat… Oh, wait, it’s pumpkin.

    * Oh, good…Spotted Owl Pot Pie!

    * Oh, goodie… Puppy Pot Pie!

    *Oh, goodie… Cow Pie…

    * Mey he rest in Pies

    * Pie R square? NO! Pie R Round! Cornbread R square!

    * Pi equals 2.

  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    Judging from his lips, Obama has chosen the blueberry pie.

  11. “Let them eat cake. I’m having pie tonight.”

  12. “Pumpkin pie is very sensuous, don’t you think Mrs. Wormer?”

  13. “Baseball, hot dogs, applie pie and Chevrolet… oh sorry, I was all wrapped up in the bailouts there for a moment.”

  14. It’s good to be the President-Elect.

  15. “We finally got a piece of the pie.”

  16. “Pecan, blueberry, pumpkin or hair. Choices, choices, choices.”

  17. “I’d like my pie al a socialism please.”

  18. deskmerc says:

    “Shouldn’t my slice of the pie be bigger than everyone else’s?”

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    “Well, Valerie, I figure I’ll issue an Executive Order making Thanksgiving a monthly holiday. Then I’ll have the Dept of Commerce hire bakers to make pies all year, which should take care of creating at least 2 million new jobs. Sounds sweet, huh?”

  20. markm says:

    AP Breaking: “In one of those rare gotcha photo-ops, the present Elected Chief of the President Elect is caught looking at some strange with one of his advisors.”

  21. Elmo says:

    Yeah …. lemme have Kitty Kelley’s head on a platter (please).

  22. Elmo says:

    I’m sorry …. I don’t eat humble pie.

  23. “Hmm…, where’s the Stargazy pie?”

  24. Drew says:

    Your right, that is a cockroach, see the cute little whiskers?

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama: “The damn press has already noticed that I went to the gym again instead of church last Sunday. So it’s no more pie for me. Michelle says I’m back to calorie counting and sermons.”

  26. Dave says:

    Hmm…nope. Still not quite even enough.

  27. DL says:

    It’s a recipe, I got from Hillary.

    If you’ll be my official taster, I’d sure appreciate it.

    I got this pie off a rich man who had the nerve to think he owned the whole pie.

    …and when I get into the White House, you can actually taste it.

    Now that I’m elected, our kind, can be on this side of the foodline.

  28. Bystander says:

    Obama: “The days of flavors are behind us … I don’t see pumpkin, I don’t see blueberry, I just see pie.”

    Jarrett: “Yeah baby, and we are gonna make that pumpkin blue too!”

  29. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama: “Know what, Valerie, when you run a Google search of “Obama pie”, you get 11,200,000 hyperlinks.”

  30. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama: “Know what, Valerie, I won Pennsylvania cause West Philadelphia just loved that speech I gave on pie.”

  31. jschorah says:

    The chosen one will now choose the choice slice.

  32. Elmo says:

    Some men see things as they are, and say why?
    I dream things that never were, and ask why not?
    (damn … looks like they’re out of waffles again)

  33. Elmo says:

    I thought pie was square, and cake was round?

  34. Rachel Edith says:

    Obama – “Oh, this is nothing. They video me when I’m actually chewing the food, when I’m praying, when I’m sneaking a cigarette and once, Larry Craig was in the stall next to mine trying to take a picture through the glory hole.”

  35. John425 says:

    Obama: “You get chitlins or fries with that pie?”

    Obama: “I promised them all pie-in-the sky. What’re these slices doing down here?”