Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AFP/Hazem Bader)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Sonlit says:

    “Soccer bomb”

  2. markm says:

    BOOM – Tough actin’ Jihadi Tenactin takes the burn out.

  3. markm says:

    Prior to his scheduled car bombing an enthusiastic terrorist was photographed kicking the tires at the local used car lot.

  4. Triumph says:

    Obama promises to bring his weird Third World sports into the White House

  5. Floyd says:

    Terrorist gives his son Hot Wheels for his birthday.

  6. Elmo says:

    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
    Well they’re no friends of mine
    And we can act like we come from out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind
    And we can dance

    We can go when we want to
    And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
    And surprise ’em with the victory cry
    And you can act real rude and totally removed
    And I can act like an imbecile

    We can dance if we want to

  7. Elmo says:


  8. tom p says:

    “In the old days, we played Kick the Can….”

  9. Floyd says:

    Habib now hopes for seventeen new Ferraris in heaven.

  10. Michael says:

    The 2009 X-Games

  11. Floyd says:

    The new “Firestone” tire proves a bit aggressive for street use!

  12. Floyd says:

    It’s supposed to be nitrogen not HYDROGEN! Oh! The stupidity!

  13. John425 says:

    Islamic terrorists are becoming the new Luddites. Who needs automobile tires when you can ride in a donkey cart?

  14. markm says:

    Richard Reed forgot what shoes he was wearing when he went out to play a game of “kick some rubbish down the street of your dirty sh*thole town”.

  15. Gollum says:

    And it burns, burns, burns . . . that ring of fire . . .

  16. John425 says:

    In an effort to raise oil prices, jihadis destroy tires.

  17. Gollum says:

    “Flaming Asshole.”

  18. Gollum says:

    Having run out of live volunteers, the Maple Ave. Madrassa resorts to using abandoned tires in its class on “Marriage, and Other Domestic Relationships.”

  19. Dennis says:

    The Nascar track at at the Gaza Strip never did work out as planned.

  20. Elmo says:

    Give an Islamist a Zippo and a tire … and there will be smoke for one day; teach him how to enrich uranium … and the world will smoke forever.

  21. Elmo says:

    AP-Hebron … Star kicker for the Lil Tykes Brigade, Moe. Tries for an extra point conversion in the West Bank’s annual Brotherhood Bowl.

  22. Timmer says:

    Now is the time on Shprockets vhen ve dahnce.

  23. Rachel Edith says:

    CNN Reports From Pakistan – Jihadists are branching out and are now trying to put a terrorist on the Moon. They are using the well-known ‘if-at-first-you don’t succeed, try-try-again’ approach.

  24. Famous last words: “Hold my beer and watch this.”

  25. John425 says:

    Hamas exacts its revenge by burning the well known Israeli tires that are easily identifiable by their roundness. Palestinian made tires. Not so much.

  26. The keffiyah doesn’t fool me, I know that’s Scott Norwood. He’s still kicking them wide right.

  27. These Timex commercials are getting dangerous.

  28. You just never know where the eye of Sauron will show up next.

  29. Look Abu, it’s the Goodyear limp.

  30. MikeM says:

    So you thought you could get me with the old exploding soccer ball trick!

  31. The novel suicide bomber attempt proved successful as the guards where laughing to hard to stop him.

    Palestinian university students discuss whether the wheel or fire was early man’s greatest invention.

    Abdoul falls for the mideast version of the dog poop in a flaming sack joke.

    Insiders say the PLO’s version of river dance is going to be hot, hot, hot.

    Who knew that Johnny Cash’s ‘Ring of fire’ was so popular over there?

    I’m sorry, but I really don’t think Obama’s plans for a multi-cultural inaugural parade events like this is going to ‘heal the wounds’ of the election.

  32. Hot Wheels, collect ’em all!

  33. Oh, that painful, burning, itch of athlete’s foot.

  34. Elmo says:

    You put your right foot in,
    You put your right foot out;
    You put your right foot in,
    And you shake it all about.
    You do the Hokey-Pokey,
    And you turn yourself around.
    That’s what it’s all about!

  35. FormerHostage says:

    Dancing with the Stars – Gaza Edition

  36. FormerHostage says:

    How many times do I have to tell you guys?!?!?
    Rape, pillage, THEN burn!!!

  37. John425 says:

    Jealous of the Old Testament’s “Burning bush” story, Islamists seek to distract Muslims with the “burning tires in the street” homily.

  38. John425 says:

    Personals Want Ad: “Burning tire seeks idiot for hot time”

  39. Sean Galt says:

    An IED takes out Umar’s new BMX Unicycle.

  40. Maggie Mama says:

    The financial crisis has now severely impacted terrorist weaponry: modern flamethrowers have been replaced with primitive flamekickers.

  41. Elmo says:

    No Mahmoud …. when I said let’s go kick some tires, I meant we were gunna go car shopping.

  42. Hermoine says:

    “Holiday lights are different in the West Bank. ‘Primitive’ is what your Uncle Aaron called it.”

  43. Hodink says:

    Ole Ole Ole Ole
    Ole Ole Ole Ole

    Feelin’ hot hot hot
    Feelin’ hot hot hot

    How you feelin’? HOT HOT HOT
    How you feelin’? HOT HOT HOT