Caption Contest Winners

The Allahu NASCAR Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AFP/Hazem Bader)


First: DennisThe Nascar track at at the Gaza Strip never did work out as planned.

Second: TimmerNow is the time on Shprockets vhen ve dahnce.

Third: charles austinFamous last words: “Hold my beer and watch this.”


yetanotherjohnPalestinian university students discuss whether the wheel or fire was early man’s greatest invention.

Floyd – It’s supposed to be nitrogen not HYDROGEN! Oh! The stupidity!

ElmoGive an Islamist a Zippo and a tire … and there will be smoke for one day; teach him how to enrich uranium … and the world will smoke forever.

Gollum – And it burns, burns, burns . . . that ring of fire . . .

Sonlit“Soccer bomb”

Triumph – Obama promises to bring his weird Third World sports into the White House


Hodink –

Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole Ole

Feelin’ hot hot hot
Feelin’ hot hot hot

How you feelin’? HOT HOT HOT
How you feelin’? HOT HOT HOT


Goodyear Arafoot becomes the new leader of the PLO.

Obama: “No I said inflate your tires, not inflame your tires.”

“Next time I’m putting you into the wall Gordon.”

Hmmmm….. when I burn rubber it usually involves screaming women.

The new Goodyear Semtex tire, installed on every Ford ExplorerExploder.

Set a terrorist’s tires on fire and he’ll be warmed for 15 minutes by the warm glow of the MSM. Set a terrorist on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. (inspired by Elmo’s caption)

The zerogMonday Contest doesn’t want to be a great ball of fur.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dennis says:

    Woohoo! A Win Finally!!!

  2. Woo hoo! Thanks Rodney, although trying harder didn’t seem to work out, so maybe I’ll take it easy for the next one.