Thursday, January 29, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Translation: “Barack Hussein Obama, Citizen of The World, Creator of Change, Harbinger of Hope.”
Across America streets and schools are being named for the new President; in the Middle East, many mosques now bear his name.
No commandments – no sacrifice – no crucifixion, no apostles – I just flexed my golden pects and they came by the multitudes.
President’s Family Special, Buy Two Falafel, get TWO FREE!!
The new B.H.O. fascist, oops I mean fashion outlet, is now open for business.
A headless man walking down Obamagasmic road peers inside the new ‘Messiah Snip n’ Clip’.
Mmmmm …. waffles.
“No surprises. New style. The Obama Look. Everybody looking like this. Everybody. Even Habib’s dog. Dog’s name? POTUS. Here POTUS. Here POTUS. See? Much good, yes?”
“Drunk on the moment. Drunk on the Man”
[The sign actually says, ‘Barack Obama Saloon’.
Now, ‘saloon’ in Arabic generally means ‘salon’, but we take what we get.]
Kenyan dictator Adewale Ogunleye visits the campaign headquarters of his puppet.
Translation: Alfred E. Neuman Barack Obama: What? Me worry?
The Barack Obama Erectile Dysfunction Clinic. Open to all those who want to f**k America but never had the chance.
Few showed up to apply for jobs at Detroit’s new government-owned Obamobile green auto factory.
* Obama Election Headquarters, Deerborn, MI
* Barry’s IHOP
* What Barry really meant when he said that about cutting out the pork.
Now that is just odd: a barbershop sign bearing the image of President Obama in Sudan?
I would have thought this was Kenya.
Obama enjoyed his first interview experience so much that his weekly radio address on Saturday mornings will now be simulcast on Al Arabiya’s station.
Free fries and soda with every bullsheet sandwich!
Translation: “Barack Hussein Obama- with Barack your legal troubles are over! Too many wives? Forged Immigration papers? Sharia disputes over her virginity? No problem. Call 1-800-Praise Allah.
Guantanamo defense our specialty! Call now for free consultation.
Hmm…, I wonder what his other two wishes will be.
An empty robe passes the shop of the empty suit.
With his face plastered everywhere, Barack seems more like Mao than his idol Karl.
Obama’s Falafel and Apology Shack. Come for the couscous, stay for the capitulation.
“You think America’s soft? I dare you to throw a shoe at ME!”
“I’ll paint any IED for $99.95.”
Obama’s alternate energy business in Saudi Arabia, is strangly failing.
I never knew they spelled hope and change like that.
Hillary’s new office for the next four years, opened without fanfare.
… a halal chicken in every pot and a Prius in every garage.
Blagojevich’s Obama Salon Chain, with financing by IGG (Ill Gotten Gains), is soon to open in a Walmart near you.
IU4E0S I remained happy having visited this site.
Translation: Franchises available for new B. Hussein Obama Halal Carniceria and Taco stand. Master franchises available for Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Chicago and coming soon-Baghdad in 2010!
“‘The Barack Obama Story.’ Film times: 11:00 A.M, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00 P.M. Seniors discounts are no longer valid. In fact, Seniors are not welcome.”
Watch your back Ronald McDonald.
Make a one-time donation
Caption Contest Winners
Ashraf Ghani Declared ‘Winner’ Of Afghan Election Plagued By Fraud Allegations
Afghans Protest Voting Irregularities