Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Mohammed Salem/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dennis says:

    Meet Salim, Mr. October in the new Palestine Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar.

  2. markm says:

    For the first time ever an economist was able to see and photograph California’s tax base….

  3. Rachel Edith says:

    Burt Reynolds?

  4. Elmo says:

    If only I had a rocket …. if only I had a rocket …. if only I had a rocket ….

  5. Elmo says:

    Join Hamas: Travel to local U.N administered cesspools; meet other exciting unusual refugees, and together kill Jews.

  6. Elmo says:

    Stand on my own two feet? Puhlease, I’m Palestinian (you must have me confused with someone else).

  7. tom p says:

    Just another speed bump on the road to peace.

  8. JKB says:

    Oh, my God…War porn

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days Of Our Lives.

  10. markm says:

    Oooohhhhmmmmm…Oooohhhmmmmm…see the tunnel…BE the tunnel…dig that tunnel.

  11. John425 says:

    Terrorist martyr finds out that going to Paradise and having 72 virgins isn’t all that its cracked up to be.

  12. Timmer says:

    I’m not an Arab, I’m a Persian, I’m a pussy cat, Meerowwwwww. Now, scratch my belly. (Hat tip to the Iranian comedian who’s name I can never remember…but he’s FUNNY.)

  13. Bithead says:

    * What he doesn’t know, is we’ve replaced all the sand, with Stinky Cat brand Cat Litter.

    * We put the ‘sand’ in ‘sandwich’

  14. John425 says:

    Pssst! Hey you- G.I. Have good time, five dollah?

    Now that “don’t ask, don’t tell” has been lifted, Brucie shows his stuff.

  15. Elmo says:

    Do you think these fatigues make my thighs look big?

  16. John425 says:

    Apparently there are no “Camptown ladies” in Camptown anymore.

  17. Bithead says:

    * (Sings) I been through the desert on a soldier with no name…

  18. Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog and a dead Hamas militant?
    A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

  19. Now that Bush is gone, I can relax. Adios, Iraq.

  20. Elmo says:

    After riding around on the cycle of violence all day, Samir takes a break.

  21. Elmo says:

    Renoir’s Still Life with Terrorist.

  22. John425 says:

    Hamas fighter tries to lure Israeli tank troops into defecting.
    Update: Not successful. He was run over.