Monday, February 16, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
One pork stimulus I can get behind: now we know when Obama obsessors rally. Change me, chaaaangge me.
Unbeknownst to most of the members of Congress, one of the one of the earmarks stimulus projects was to add a warning sign on the road leading up to the Capitol Building.
* Sign outside a government school
* Meanwhile, outside Obama election Headqaurters…
* They’re NOT zombies… they’re “life impared”.
* Sign outside the dead letter office, where zombies pick up their mail
That means there is a ‘dead end’ ahead … zombies butt.
Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) posted these warning signs around the Capitol after learning members of Congress were voting for a Stimulus Bill they hadn’t even read.
My first thought was that no caption was required. Then I realized you were probably going for the banking angle … “Seen just off Wall Street”?
That was kind of a gimmie.
(Actually, someone needs to park that thing on Wall Street.)
Department of Transportation unveils its new Don’t Stop Sign.
The ride into DC just got trickier
Seriously dude.. if we run outta gas and those things start chasing us, I’m gonna trip ya
This is Washington so what did you expect? Vampires? Oh, wait….
That’s because “Government Employees” was too long to fit on the sign.
The sign’s V-chip filters out curse words.
New signs posted on approaches to the CNN and MSNBC studios.
Don’t tell me they’ve gone on tour again.
In tough economic times, government strictly enforces the “lowest bidder” policy.
“Speeding fine doubled”
Seriously though, the actual caption says it was changed by “hackers”. WTF?
Tell me something I don’t know.
Yup, apparently the sign was hacked, The original picture had three different messages
SNL does “The Twilight Zone”.
Zombies, re-employment of: see pp849-866, American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, the formal name of the economic stimulus bill.
Members of the Obamanation, may only feed on Govt. pork between the hours of nine and five.
Annual convention of Dennis Kucinich supporters.
Now that the Obama inauguration is over, the mall crowd resumes normal activity.
The macabre threat by democrats to drag poor Ted Kennedy in to vote for the porkulus bill had unintended consequences in DC this week.
In the interim, the Republican majority has to make ends meet somehow.
A White House press corps event forces deployment of road signs.
After noting that Austin is consistently voting more liberal than the rest of the state, the Texas DOT swung into action.
Like most government warnings, they don’t tell you what to do about the problem.
Even Obama supporters were skeptical of his attempt to expand the power of the federal government to meet the zombie threat.
Who knew Haiti had the money for road construction?
Maybe putting the bypass through the cemetery wasn’t such a good idea.
As part of the new ‘Fairness doctrine’, democratic fundraisers will now have to display public warning signs.
“Please don’t feed the flesh eating Zombies” just didn’t fit on the sign.
The good news is they are going ahead with the presidential parade. The bad news is the actual presidents will be in the parade.
I’m not a big fan of the drink myself, but isn’t this a bit extreme?
I hate these early start to high school days.
What’s the big deal. You are in a fast car and they don’t move so fast.
Al Qaeada’s latest attempt to spread fear in the country was innovative, but ineffective.
Sign on a viagra free neighborhood.
Obama holds his final rally with the last group in America to gain approval for his stimulus.
The further you drive into a retirement village the more apt you are to see signs like this.
The newcomers were amazed to see hearses used as school buses in their new neighborhood.
These signs began springing up within minute after Obama declared free healthcare for all.
At least one neighborhood’s liberal community supported the second amendment!
McDonald’s made millions by replacing some of its drive-thru’s with walk-thru’s.
Road sign telling of the homes of Senators Collins, Snowe and Specter.
Two months in a row with a Friday the 13th was just too much for Capitol Hill.
No, no no… you don’t have to run faster than everyone. Just the liberals
RACIST NECROPHOBIA SPREADING PROFILERS,eating brains is a beautiful and natural choice for a lifestyle!!!!!!
Economic observers debated the possible fallout of forcing Citigroup and Bank of America to place “financial stability status” signs in front of their branches.
Time was … you could get a cup of coffee without a warning.
* Whoa… Hey, man… Rod Argent is HERE?
Traffic was briefly obstructed by a throng of Obama supporters following a Florida town hall meeting.
Code known only to the followers: “Elvis Lives!!”
Major exit for Scientologists.
What? Another presidential press conference?
Potter isn’t selling. Potter’s buying! And why? Because we’re panicking and he’s not.
CNN – “Congress became Zombieland after blood was tainted. The Marines are eliminating the zombies by shooting them in the head and then burning them (the prescribed measure). Many believe this measure is long overdue.”
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