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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Elizabeth Hillgrove says:

    One pork stimulus I can get behind: now we know when Obama obsessors rally. Change me, chaaaangge me.

  2. Unbeknownst to most of the members of Congress, one of the one of the earmarks stimulus projects was to add a warning sign on the road leading up to the Capitol Building.

  3. Bithead says:

    * Sign outside a government school

    * Meanwhile, outside Obama election Headqaurters…

    * They’re NOT zombies… they’re “life impared”.

    * Sign outside the dead letter office, where zombies pick up their mail

  4. elliot says:

    That means there is a ‘dead end’ ahead … zombies butt.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) posted these warning signs around the Capitol after learning members of Congress were voting for a Stimulus Bill they hadn’t even read.

  6. odograph says:

    My first thought was that no caption was required. Then I realized you were probably going for the banking angle … “Seen just off Wall Street”?

    That was kind of a gimmie.

  7. odograph says:

    (Actually, someone needs to park that thing on Wall Street.)

  8. Department of Transportation unveils its new Don’t Stop Sign.

  9. Dennis says:

    The ride into DC just got trickier

  10. Scott says:

    Seriously dude.. if we run outta gas and those things start chasing us, I’m gonna trip ya

  11. Scott says:

    This is Washington so what did you expect? Vampires? Oh, wait….

  12. William d'Inger says:

    That’s because “Government Employees” was too long to fit on the sign.

  13. William d'Inger says:

    The sign’s V-chip filters out curse words.

  14. JKB says:

    New signs posted on approaches to the CNN and MSNBC studios.

  15. William d'Inger says:

    Don’t tell me they’ve gone on tour again.

  16. William d'Inger says:

    In tough economic times, government strictly enforces the “lowest bidder” policy.

  17. Michael says:

    “Speeding fine doubled”

    Seriously though, the actual caption says it was changed by “hackers”. WTF?

  18. Elmo says:

    Tell me something I don’t know.

  19. rodney dill says:


    Yup, apparently the sign was hacked, The original picture had three different messages

  20. John425 says:

    SNL does “The Twilight Zone”.

    Zombies, re-employment of: see pp849-866, American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, the formal name of the economic stimulus bill.

  21. Elmo says:

    Members of the Obamanation, may only feed on Govt. pork between the hours of nine and five.

  22. William d'Inger says:

    Annual convention of Dennis Kucinich supporters.

  23. William d'Inger says:

    Now that the Obama inauguration is over, the mall crowd resumes normal activity.

  24. brainy435 says:

    The macabre threat by democrats to drag poor Ted Kennedy in to vote for the porkulus bill had unintended consequences in DC this week.

  25. William d'Inger says:

    In the interim, the Republican majority has to make ends meet somehow.

  26. A White House press corps event forces deployment of road signs.

    After noting that Austin is consistently voting more liberal than the rest of the state, the Texas DOT swung into action.

    Like most government warnings, they don’t tell you what to do about the problem.

    Even Obama supporters were skeptical of his attempt to expand the power of the federal government to meet the zombie threat.

    Who knew Haiti had the money for road construction?

    Maybe putting the bypass through the cemetery wasn’t such a good idea.

    As part of the new ‘Fairness doctrine’, democratic fundraisers will now have to display public warning signs.

    “Please don’t feed the flesh eating Zombies” just didn’t fit on the sign.

    The good news is they are going ahead with the presidential parade. The bad news is the actual presidents will be in the parade.

    I’m not a big fan of the drink myself, but isn’t this a bit extreme?

    I hate these early start to high school days.

    What’s the big deal. You are in a fast car and they don’t move so fast.

    Al Qaeada’s latest attempt to spread fear in the country was innovative, but ineffective.

  27. DL says:

    Sign on a viagra free neighborhood.

    Obama holds his final rally with the last group in America to gain approval for his stimulus.

    The further you drive into a retirement village the more apt you are to see signs like this.

    The newcomers were amazed to see hearses used as school buses in their new neighborhood.

    These signs began springing up within minute after Obama declared free healthcare for all.

    At least one neighborhood’s liberal community supported the second amendment!

    McDonald’s made millions by replacing some of its drive-thru’s with walk-thru’s.

  28. John425 says:

    Road sign telling of the homes of Senators Collins, Snowe and Specter.

  29. Rachel Edith says:

    Two months in a row with a Friday the 13th was just too much for Capitol Hill.

  30. Scott says:

    No, no no… you don’t have to run faster than everyone. Just the liberals

  31. G.A.Phillips says:

    RACIST NECROPHOBIA SPREADING PROFILERS,eating brains is a beautiful and natural choice for a lifestyle!!!!!!

  32. B. Minich says:

    Economic observers debated the possible fallout of forcing Citigroup and Bank of America to place “financial stability status” signs in front of their branches.

  33. Elmo says:

    Time was … you could get a cup of coffee without a warning.

  34. Bithead says:

    * Whoa… Hey, man… Rod Argent is HERE?

  35. hpb says:

    Traffic was briefly obstructed by a throng of Obama supporters following a Florida town hall meeting.

  36. John425 says:

    Code known only to the followers: “Elvis Lives!!”

    Major exit for Scientologists.

  37. MikeM says:

    What? Another presidential press conference?

  38. Elmo says:

    Potter isn’t selling. Potter’s buying! And why? Because we’re panicking and he’s not.

  39. Hodink says:

    CNN – “Congress became Zombieland after blood was tainted. The Marines are eliminating the zombies by shooting them in the head and then burning them (the prescribed measure). Many believe this measure is long overdue.”