Monday, March 16, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Bubba, baby, you’ll always be my first black President.
Sure …. the Best Western on route 530, at three o’clock, got it.
I hear you like to be a very NAUGHTY boy, Mr President, I hope you are always careful.
“Honeychild, the clear folks had a good, long run.”
Oh, Michelle, maybe we can hang out when Barack and Hillary head to London next month for the G20 summit.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
They just don’t make interns like they used to, do they Bill?
In order to retire some of Hillarys campaign debt, Bill has put himself up for charity auctions dates. Shown is the winner with a bid of $257.
Clinton says quietly out of the side of his mouth: “if you trim the silver fox you can be my baby momma…but only for the first trimester.”
Annie: “Suga…once you go antique black, yall aint neva gunna go back”
Annie: “mmmm-child…when the thong is ridin’ high…Annies fanny gunna make a former President cry”
Annie: “…oh, and I have a built in cigar clipper”
Annie: “…make it rain William”
C’mon, Billy. Come to mamma. We gots fried chicken, sweet potato pie and poon tang waitin’ for ya at my house.
That’s going to leave a mark.
Annie: “Willy, you so black I need June Cleaver to translate yo schizzle”
In a rather odd casting decision, former President Bill Clinton was chosen to play Helen Keller in a Broadway revival of The Miracle Worker
Due to his past reputation, it seems almost everyone and his grandmother tries to pick up Bill Clinton.
You were my favorite black president Bill, but I’m sure you understand about his halo and all that.
You getting skinney. I’ll be back with some good old ham hocks Billy Boy.
But, he’s gonna pay my mortgage and get me a car Bill.
If Hillary wants to be president, she’s gotta sink three pointers, Bill.
Don’t be so sad there Billy boy, sure I know ya ain’t getting anymore of that young stuff in the West Wing. And darn iff’n yo wife dunn took a job as a secretary in another state …
“Ok now, who wants this stud? Do I hear $100? If you give him a little Viagra, he really improves. Don’t you darlin’? Do I hear $200?
* Bubba, discovering the available assortment was a bit wider than he’d considered previously.
“Honey, it wasn’t Hillary’s time. That baby of yours, Chelsea … her time is coming. Mark my words. The Clinton Dynasty abides.”
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