Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Bubba, baby, you’ll always be my first black President.

  2. Elmo says:

    Sure …. the Best Western on route 530, at three o’clock, got it.

  3. mpw280 says:

    I hear you like to be a very NAUGHTY boy, Mr President, I hope you are always careful.

  4. Hermoine says:

    “Honeychild, the clear folks had a good, long run.”

  5. Triumph says:

    Oh, Michelle, maybe we can hang out when Barack and Hillary head to London next month for the G20 summit.

  6. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

    They just don’t make interns like they used to, do they Bill?

    In order to retire some of Hillarys campaign debt, Bill has put himself up for charity auctions dates. Shown is the winner with a bid of $257.

  7. markm says:

    Clinton says quietly out of the side of his mouth: “if you trim the silver fox you can be my baby momma…but only for the first trimester.”

  8. markm says:

    Annie: “Suga…once you go antique black, yall aint neva gunna go back”

  9. markm says:

    Annie: “mmmm-child…when the thong is ridin’ high…Annies fanny gunna make a former President cry”

  10. markm says:

    Annie: “…oh, and I have a built in cigar clipper”

  11. markm says:

    Annie: “…make it rain William”

  12. John425 says:

    C’mon, Billy. Come to mamma. We gots fried chicken, sweet potato pie and poon tang waitin’ for ya at my house.

  13. That’s going to leave a mark.

  14. markm says:

    Annie: “Willy, you so black I need June Cleaver to translate yo schizzle”

  15. In a rather odd casting decision, former President Bill Clinton was chosen to play Helen Keller in a Broadway revival of The Miracle Worker

  16. elliot says:

    Due to his past reputation, it seems almost everyone and his grandmother tries to pick up Bill Clinton.

  17. DL says:

    You were my favorite black president Bill, but I’m sure you understand about his halo and all that.

    You getting skinney. I’ll be back with some good old ham hocks Billy Boy.

    But, he’s gonna pay my mortgage and get me a car Bill.

    If Hillary wants to be president, she’s gotta sink three pointers, Bill.

  18. Elmo says:

    Don’t be so sad there Billy boy, sure I know ya ain’t getting anymore of that young stuff in the West Wing. And darn iff’n yo wife dunn took a job as a secretary in another state …

  19. Hermoine says:

    “Ok now, who wants this stud? Do I hear $100? If you give him a little Viagra, he really improves. Don’t you darlin’? Do I hear $200?

  20. Bithead says:

    * Bubba, discovering the available assortment was a bit wider than he’d considered previously.

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    “Honey, it wasn’t Hillary’s time. That baby of yours, Chelsea … her time is coming. Mark my words. The Clinton Dynasty abides.”