Outside the Beltway

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1. Maggie Mama says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 06:32

   Bubba, baby, you’ll always be my first black President.
2. Elmo says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 07:50

   Sure …. the Best Western on route 530, at three o’clock, got it.
3. mpw280 says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 09:07

   I hear you like to be a very NAUGHTY boy, Mr President, I hope you are always careful.
4. Hermoine says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 10:35

   “Honeychild, the clear folks had a good, long run.”
5. Triumph says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 10:53

   Oh, Michelle, maybe we can hang out when Barack and Hillary head to London next month for the G20 summit.
6. yetanotherjohn says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 10:56

   Oh how the mighty have fallen.

   They just don’t make interns like they used to, do they Bill?

   In order to retire some of Hillarys campaign debt, Bill has put himself up for charity auctions dates. Shown is the winner with a bid of $257.
7. markm says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 11:37

   Clinton says quietly out of the side of his mouth: “if you trim the silver fox you can be my baby momma…but only for the first trimester.”
8. markm says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 11:39

   Annie: “Suga…once you go antique black, yall aint neva gunna go back”
9. markm says:
   Monday, 16 March 2009 at 11:43

   Annie: “mmmm-child…when the thong is ridin’ high…Annies fanny gunna make a former President cry”
10. markm says:
    Monday, 16 March 2009 at 11:44

    Annie: “…oh, and I have a built in cigar clipper”
11. markm says:
    Monday, 16 March 2009 at 11:51

    Annie: “…make it rain William”
12. John425 says:
    Monday, 16 March 2009 at 12:06

    C’mon, Billy. Come to mamma. We gots fried chicken, sweet potato pie and poon tang waitin’ for ya at my house.
13. charles austin says:
    Monday, 16 March 2009 at 12:37

    That’s going to leave a mark.
14. markm says:
    Monday, 16 March 2009 at 12:43

    Annie: “Willy, you so black I need June Cleaver to translate yo schizzle”
15. Stormy Dragon says:
    Monday, 16 March 2009 at 15:05

    In a rather odd casting decision, former President Bill Clinton was chosen to play Helen Keller in a Broadway revival of The Miracle Worker
16. elliot says:
    Monday, 16 March 2009 at 15:55

    Due to his past reputation, it seems almost everyone and his grandmother tries to pick up Bill Clinton.
17. DL says:
    Tuesday, 17 March 2009 at 05:25

    You were my favorite black president Bill, but I’m sure you understand about his halo and all that.

    You getting skinney. I’ll be back with some good old ham hocks Billy Boy.

    But, he’s gonna pay my mortgage and get me a car Bill.

    If Hillary wants to be president, she’s gotta sink three pointers, Bill.
18. Elmo says:
    Wednesday, 18 March 2009 at 10:01

    Don’t be so sad there Billy boy, sure I know ya ain’t getting anymore of that young stuff in the West Wing. And darn iff’n yo wife dunn took a job as a secretary in another state …
19. Hermoine says:
    Wednesday, 18 March 2009 at 22:52

    “Ok now, who wants this stud? Do I hear $100? If you give him a little Viagra, he really improves. Don’t you darlin’? Do I hear $200?
20. Bithead says:
    Thursday, 19 March 2009 at 17:00

    * Bubba, discovering the available assortment was a bit wider than he’d considered previously.
21. Rachel Edith says:
    Thursday, 19 March 2009 at 17:23

    “Honey, it wasn’t Hillary’s time. That baby of yours, Chelsea … her time is coming. Mark my words. The Clinton Dynasty abides.”