Caption Contest

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  1. Brian J. says:

    Now playing: Indonesia Obama and the Deficit Inherited Economy of Doom

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    “I’m climbing up the mountain but I do not climb alone. There’s a world of fellow travelers reporters all around to cheer me on.”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    “Ain’t no mountain high enough” to keep The Messiah from reaching the pinnacle.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    “Climb every mountain, forge every stream. Follow every rainbow” cause universal healthcare is near.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obamatep visits the Mummyland?

  6. Elmo says:

    Where dummies dare.

    I’m too sexy for my shirt.

    Bomma, James Bomma.

    Fookin tourists ….

  7. G.A.Phillips says:

    The President takes another look at his trickle up economics model.

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama tells the tour guide about how the Muslims built the great pyramid without the use of the wheel…..

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama discuses the validity and greenness of pyramid power with his energy czar……

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    The day Obama decided to change course with his infrastructure spending…….

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama discuses the decorating plans for the 2012 Democratic nomination acceptance speech with his pillar czar……..

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama talks over the cost effectiveness of shaving off and re-sculpting mount. Rushmore and just putting his pretty ass face up there, and then how much for both, with his monument czar…..

  13. elliot says:

    We have one of these in the US…so where is the casino?

  14. SV says:

    “Obama, Barack Obama”

  15. Elmo says:

    Blockhead returns (to his eponymic stomping grounds).

    Somewhere a burg, is missing their boob.

  16. Dennis says:

    I remeber my Kenyan Grandfather telling me tales of how he helped build these great pyramids

  17. Obama tours an early example of community organizing.

  18. Hodink says:

    “We will. We will. Rock you.”

  19. Obama was suddenly struck by a ‘shovel ready idea’ that would also reduce unemployment.

    Mr. President, the Gap is suing you for image infringement.

    Obama tours a modernized Government Motors plant.

  20. markm says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Now this is one hell of an old school stimulus project”

  21. markm says:

    Obama thought bubble: “sweet mother Brown…i’ll have to add this to the list of obstacle’s I inherited from GWB”.

  22. Anderson says:

    Having deciphered the ancient hieroglyphic clues, Obama closes in on the Pharaohs’ lost Scepter of Magic Deficit Reduction, whose wielder can reduce deficits without raising taxes or cutting spending.

  23. I’ll bet a 95% tax on the rich bastard buried here will fund my plans for another 12 minutes or so.

  24. He’s taking that Obama-Ho-Tep thing way too seriously.

  25. Sallah: “My services are entirely inconsequential to them. They’ve hired or shanghaied every journalist/banker/automaker/taxpayer in the United States. The deficit is enormous. They take over companies and pay pennies for them. It’s as if the pharaohs had returned.”

  26. Elmo says:

    I wear sunglasses. Therefore I am.

    And Obama spoke unto Netanyahu, go to the West Bank and Jerusalem, and tell your people to get the foog out ….

  27. MstrB says:

    “Walk like an Egyptian”

  28. Sallah: “Deficits… very dangerous. You go first.”

  29. President Obama: We have top men working on the economy now.
    Indiana Jones: Who?
    President Obama: Top… men.

  30. Yes, but who will play Moses to this modern day Ramesses II?

  31. Yes we Ankh!

  32. “Man, this thing rises almost as fast as unemployment.”

  33. William d'Inger says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Uh oh, I can’t read the teleprompter from up here.”

  34. markm says:

    Obama: “Oh hey…look over there…you can see Hillary pissing off the Jews…YOU GO GIRL!!”

  35. markm says:

    “VOGUE Vogue vogue”

  36. markm says:

    Zahi: “…aaaaand here we are. This height specifies the point at which if some a-hole flooded the desert with dollar bills from a certain spending spree….it would come up this high…..”

  37. markm says:

    Obama: “HEY…lookey there..towards France…you can see Obama Beach”

  38. markm says:

    Obama: “Hey Zahi, I don’t suppose when we get to the top of this thing there will be 600,000 jobs awaiting will there??”

  39. William d'Inger says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Let’s see, this makes how many times I’ve been on the cover of TIME?”

  40. “Why did they park Marine One on top of a pyramid when there’s ample parking over there?”

  41. The sole remaining Wonder of the World. Climbing a pyramid.

  42. Newsflash! Obama leans to the left!

  43. kvc says:

    “Never mind Mt Rushmore, I want one of these!”

  44. Star gait.

  45. “I’d like to apologize for George Bush’s poor masonry skills.”

  46. “I wonder why Rahm didn’t come on this part of the trip?”

  47. markm says:

    Zahi: “she looks evil at times”
    Obama: “What people say about my wife?”

  48. Barankhaten or Barankhamun?

  49. “It’s true, denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.”

  50. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “Look, there’s Brendan Fraser… why does he keep calling me Benny?”

  51. “A recumbent lioness with a human head is a sphinx? And here I thought it was, no, better not say it.”

  52. Eric Florack says:

    * The presdient’s call to self sacrifice took an odd turn today, as he visited the Mayan ruins…

    * We call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid

    * All with slave labor, huh? Those clowns at GM could learn a thing or two…

    * Obama claims as a result of this trip he now understands what it’s like to be at the bottom of the economic pyramid.

    * Hey, look, someone carved my name here!

    * As Nefertiti once said: Not tonight, it’s my pyramid.

    * Obama touring one of Madonna’s old bras.

    * Obama climbing the world’s second biggest pyramid. The Biggest of course being social Security.

    * Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Today, all that changed.

  53. That old quote of Michelle’s, “Barack Obama will require you to work” starts to seem a little more ominous.

  54. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama plays “Blueberry Rod” in the sequel to “The Fifth Element”, “solar,wind,corn, and grass soup”

    BzzZZZZzzz bZZZZzzzz BZZZZZzzzzzzzP.


  55. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama looks to the Left, but has been leaning to the right!

    (Sorry, Charles Austin, I had to correct the record and the reality.)

  56. rodney dill says:

    “Wow… never thought Joe Biden would’ve bounced that high.”

  57. markm says:

    Obama: “GYOT DAMN…$5 says that Sotomayer would break more than her ankle on this walk”

  58. President Obama even dresses half white and half black to symbolize his post-racial perspective.

  59. EdGi says:

    Pharoh Barack accepting his new monument.

  60. Rachel Edith says:

    Note to self. ‘Don’t make visiting dignitaries climb all over the damn place.’

  61. Diane Mason says:

    I’m a celebrity. Get me out of here!

  62. Diane Mason says:

    A tour of “The Land of the Lost” movie set seemed appropriate.

  63. rodney dill says:

    Obama (thinking): “Damn… I look good.”

  64. rodney dill says:

    “Ok, under the Eiffel tower… off the Statue of liberty’s Torch… nothin’ but net.”

  65. DL says:

    A little higher and I’ll be able to see my entire kingdom.

    I finally lost that damned Chris Matthews back there with the camels.

    This would be a whole lot better with my foam pillars.

    Where the Hell are the multitudes I was promised?

  66. DL says:

    A little higher and I’ll be able to see my entire kingdom.

    I finally lost that damned Chris Matthews back there with the camels.

    This would be a whole lot better with my foam pillars.

    Where the Hell are the multitudes I was promised?

  67. rodney dill says:

    “Man I shoulda gone to Thailand instead… That Kwai Chang Caine has all the fun.”

  68. Just desert or just desserts?

  69. I could use some shade here, perhaps another TARP would help.

  70. Elmo says:

    (Scrawled in cursive aerosol paint) Obie wuzz here.

    Who’s your daddy? (Mohammed Valentino is)

    Where the heck are the crowds man?! You did tell ’em the Mahdi was returning … didn’t you?

  71. John425 says:

    Obama strives to see the top of the pyramid they are building for him!

    Obama climbs Mt. Sinai to go one-up on Moses. He will give HIS Commandments to God.

  72. Rachel Edith says:

    Obama – “Anybody see an old mattress down there?”