Monday, June 8, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Now playing: Indonesia Obama and the Deficit Inherited Economy of Doom
“I’m climbing up the mountain but I do not climb alone. There’s a world of fellow travelers reporters all around to cheer me on.”
“Ain’t no mountain high enough” to keep The Messiah from reaching the pinnacle.
“Climb every mountain, forge every stream. Follow every rainbow” cause universal healthcare is near.
Obamatep visits the Mummyland?
Where dummies dare.
I’m too sexy for my shirt.
Bomma, James Bomma.
Fookin tourists ….
The President takes another look at his trickle up economics model.
Obama tells the tour guide about how the Muslims built the great pyramid without the use of the wheel…..
Obama discuses the validity and greenness of pyramid power with his energy czar……
The day Obama decided to change course with his infrastructure spending…….
Obama discuses the decorating plans for the 2012 Democratic nomination acceptance speech with his pillar czar……..
Obama talks over the cost effectiveness of shaving off and re-sculpting mount. Rushmore and just putting his pretty ass face up there, and then how much for both, with his monument czar…..
We have one of these in the US…so where is the casino?
“Obama, Barack Obama”
Blockhead returns (to his eponymic stomping grounds).
Somewhere a burg, is missing their boob.
I remeber my Kenyan Grandfather telling me tales of how he helped build these great pyramids
Obama tours an early example of community organizing.
“We will. We will. Rock you.”
Obama was suddenly struck by a ‘shovel ready idea’ that would also reduce unemployment.
Mr. President, the Gap is suing you for image infringement.
Obama tours a modernized Government Motors plant.
Obama thought bubble: “Now this is one hell of an old school stimulus project”
Obama thought bubble: “sweet mother Brown…i’ll have to add this to the list of obstacle’s I inherited from GWB”.
Having deciphered the ancient hieroglyphic clues, Obama closes in on the Pharaohs’ lost Scepter of Magic Deficit Reduction, whose wielder can reduce deficits without raising taxes or cutting spending.
I’ll bet a 95% tax on the rich bastard buried here will fund my plans for another 12 minutes or so.
He’s taking that Obama-Ho-Tep thing way too seriously.
Sallah: “My services are entirely inconsequential to them. They’ve hired or shanghaied every journalist/banker/automaker/taxpayer in the United States. The deficit is enormous. They take over companies and pay pennies for them. It’s as if the pharaohs had returned.”
I wear sunglasses. Therefore I am.
And Obama spoke unto Netanyahu, go to the West Bank and Jerusalem, and tell your people to get the foog out ….
“Walk like an Egyptian”
Sallah: “Deficits… very dangerous. You go first.”
President Obama: We have top men working on the economy now.
Indiana Jones: Who?
President Obama: Top… men.
Yes, but who will play Moses to this modern day Ramesses II?
Yes we Ankh!
“Man, this thing rises almost as fast as unemployment.”
Obama thought bubble: “Uh oh, I can’t read the teleprompter from up here.”
Obama: “Oh hey…look over there…you can see Hillary pissing off the Jews…YOU GO GIRL!!”
“VOGUE Vogue vogue”
Zahi: “…aaaaand here we are. This height specifies the point at which if some a-hole flooded the desert with dollar bills from a certain spending spree….it would come up this high…..”
Obama: “HEY…lookey there..towards France…you can see Obama Beach”
Obama: “Hey Zahi, I don’t suppose when we get to the top of this thing there will be 600,000 jobs awaiting will there??”
Obama thought bubble: “Let’s see, this makes how many times I’ve been on the cover of TIME?”
“Why did they park Marine One on top of a pyramid when there’s ample parking over there?”
The sole remaining Wonder of the World. Climbing a pyramid.
Newsflash! Obama leans to the left!
“Never mind Mt Rushmore, I want one of these!”
“I’d like to apologize for George Bush’s poor masonry skills.”
“I wonder why Rahm didn’t come on this part of the trip?”
Zahi: “she looks evil at times”
Obama: “What people say about my wife?”
Zahi: “MR PRESIDENT…YOU’VE JUST WON THE $25,000 PYRAMID!!!!!!!”
Barankhaten or Barankhamun?
“It’s true, denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.”
Obama: “Look, there’s Brendan Fraser… why does he keep calling me Benny?”
“A recumbent lioness with a human head is a sphinx? And here I thought it was, no, better not say it.”
* The presdient’s call to self sacrifice took an odd turn today, as he visited the Mayan ruins…
* We call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid
* All with slave labor, huh? Those clowns at GM could learn a thing or two…
* Obama claims as a result of this trip he now understands what it’s like to be at the bottom of the economic pyramid.
* Hey, look, someone carved my name here!
* As Nefertiti once said: Not tonight, it’s my pyramid.
* Obama touring one of Madonna’s old bras.
* Obama climbing the world’s second biggest pyramid. The Biggest of course being social Security.
* Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Today, all that changed.
That old quote of Michelle’s, “Barack Obama will require you to work” starts to seem a little more ominous.
Obama plays “Blueberry Rod” in the sequel to “The Fifth Element”, “solar,wind,corn, and grass soup”
BzzZZZZzzz bZZZZzzzz BZZZZZzzzzzzzP.
Obama looks to the Left, but has been leaning to the right!
(Sorry, Charles Austin, I had to correct the record and the reality.)
“Wow… never thought Joe Biden would’ve bounced that high.”
Obama: “GYOT DAMN…$5 says that Sotomayer would break more than her ankle on this walk”
President Obama even dresses half white and half black to symbolize his post-racial perspective.
Pharoh Barack accepting his new monument.
Note to self. ‘Don’t make visiting dignitaries climb all over the damn place.’
I’m a celebrity. Get me out of here!
A tour of “The Land of the Lost” movie set seemed appropriate.
Obama (thinking): “Damn… I look good.”
“Ok, under the Eiffel tower… off the Statue of liberty’s Torch… nothin’ but net.”
A little higher and I’ll be able to see my entire kingdom.
I finally lost that damned Chris Matthews back there with the camels.
This would be a whole lot better with my foam pillars.
Where the Hell are the multitudes I was promised?
“Man I shoulda gone to Thailand instead… That Kwai Chang Caine has all the fun.”
Just desert or just desserts?
I could use some shade here, perhaps another TARP would help.
(Scrawled in cursive aerosol paint) Obie wuzz here.
Who’s your daddy? (Mohammed Valentino is)
Where the heck are the crowds man?! You did tell ’em the Mahdi was returning … didn’t you?
Obama strives to see the top of the pyramid they are building for him!
Obama climbs Mt. Sinai to go one-up on Moses. He will give HIS Commandments to God.
Obama – “Anybody see an old mattress down there?”
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