Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. mpw280 says:

    Yes my car is worth more than 4500, but not my House of Representatives and Senate. Can I trade them in on a new Yugo? mpw

  2. elliot says:

    Special Sale: Used cars priced to sell. First come, first serve. You even get pick of the litter.

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    You should see the one behind Capitol hill, its full of Glufstreams.

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    It depends on what your thier definition of clunker is…..

  5. Eric Florack says:

    idiocy- 4 dictionary results
    id⋅i⋅o⋅cy  /ˈɪdiəsi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [id-ee-uh-see] Show IPA
    Use idiocy in a Sentence
    —noun, plural -cies. 1. utterly senseless or foolish behavior; a stupid or foolish act, statement, etc.
    2. Psychology. the state of being an idiot.


    1520—30; idio(t) + -cy; cf. Gk idiōteía uncouthness

    1. foolishness, inanity, folly.

  6. Elmo says:

    Where Obama’s stupidity runs a car biz in need.

  7. Elmo says:

    This is your economy on Obamacrack. Any questions?

  8. hallo says:

    This is your grandfather’s Oldsmobile.

  9. “Wait, I think I left a map in the glove compartment.”

  10. markm says:

    Low income car shopper: “Excuse me sir, i’ve found a car that fits my budget, it’s the blue one….now how do I get it out of the dumpster?”.

  11. Eric Florack says:

    In Obama’s economy, even the cars are dumpster -diving.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    Out of work Transformers dumpster-diving.

  13. Drew says:

    Hey! Louie!

    D’you see the Ferrari in there?

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    Now don’t that look like something an angry mob would do……

  15. Nick Lang says:

    Honda: SHHHH! your going to get us caught!
    Chevy: Don’t you shush me! if it was wasn’t for your smoking habit we wouldn’t be here in the first place

  16. I can’t take this kinda pressure
    I must confess one more dusty road
    Would be just a road too long


  17. elliot says:

    Sign: 250.00
    Dumpster Rental: 800.00
    Pieces of sh*t in dumpster: PRICELESS

  18. Elmo says:

    Obamacare ‘provider’: Sorry elmo … we’re gunna have ta scrap your sorry butt.

    elmo: Bbbut Doc … I still gotta few miles left!

  19. Hodink says:

    Red White And Blue
    Americlunker Stew

  20. DL says:

    The local hospitals are borrowing these after to help advertise the coming Consulticide.

    Shortly after turning in their cars, they were secretly shipped to Cuba.

    This strange accident occurred shortly after Helen Thomas was said to have flashed the intersection.

    California’s controversial parking test for new drivers is said to require several attempts.

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    Wanted : Clunker Dunker