CAPTION CONTEST
By popular demand, I hereby kick off another OTB Caption Contest:
Write your own caption in the comments below.
AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli
Write your own caption in the comments below.
AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli
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We’re now into it about yeay deep.
“You mean recall as in abjure, annul, call back, call in, cancel, countermand, discharge, dismantle, dismiss, disqualify, forswear, lift, nullify, palinode, recant, repeal, rescind, retract, reverse, revoke, suspend, take back, unsay and withdraw. That recall?”
“Now, when they say a Smurf is only three apples high, they mean about like this.”
“Cato! Can you not see I am on a case!!”
I stand before you today as the lone California politician who is not afraid to do what must be done, and say what must be said — Seig Heil!
“This is about how tall I’ll be after the people of California hand me my head in the recall vote.”
“OK, how’s this – We open a FedEx.com account and save an immediate 10% on all our shipping.”
Gov. Grey Davis covers the microphone while he speaks to demonstrate his soon-to-be-complete irrelevance at future press conferences.
In an act of desperation, Gov. Davis rubs the head of the microphone for good luck.
“Come out, oh genie…”
Searching for a new way to reach his constituents, Gov. Davis prepares to rap a speech…”Word up, dawg.”
“You put your right hand in…”
“Yo estoy ignorante.”
Please remain calm. What you just witnessed was an exorcism. You don’t have to keep praying for my recall. The bad Governor is gone now.
Bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Ya-yah-yah, ya-ya-yah-yeah bounce wit me, bounce wit me
Ge-gi, ge-gi-gi-gi-geyeah bounce wit me, bounce wit me, Get it!
Well, thankfully they remembered the stool today, otherwise I would be only this tall…
I’ve had it up to HERE with your unfairly accurate descriptions of my abyssmal job performance!