Thursday, September 10, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Picture recommended by Dave Schuler
Winners will be announced Monday PM
NOW THATS HOW YOU PUT OUT A FIRE!!!!!!!
Firefighter: “..yeah, lots of liquids. It’s important to quickly replace lost fluids after putting out a fire..”
On a firetruck centerfold shoot: “JEEZE FRED..why don’t you get a camera…it lasts longer”
Anyone got the number for Adams towing?
Give it a minute and the tanks will be filled, I hate it when the hydrants don’t work.
Sadly, the LAFD engine sunk because it did not have enough junk in the trunk.
“At least we still have 30 million. With out them, we’d really be sunk.”
Im sorry I told them to fill up the truck with water in case there’s a fire.
He claims his GPS is off by twenty-five feet.
He’s been using this same boat launch for twenty years and thought it was Saturday.
Al Gore was right – the seas are rising.
Well at least the fire in his ashtray is out.
They say he was listening to the President’s speech when he suddenly went beserk.
Sal’s hard of hearing -they said fire at Belmont Place and he thought they said, Belmont Lake.
“Mythbusters” is getting weirder all the time.
They renamed the truck “Excalibur.”
This is why we can never have anything nice!
You moron! You’re supposed to put the hose in the water, not the whole pump truck!
The hardest part was hanging it up to dry.
The firetruck remained alert as it drank, lest it fall victim to any crocodiles that might be lurking in the waterhole.
A frustrated Fire truck tries to extinguish the “fire down below” without deploying a hose!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
And I thought potholes in Detroit were bad…
After fighting what seemed to be the same fire year after year, Engine 60 decided decided to take its own life.
How do you know when “Ice Road Trucker” season is over?
Dudley, look what you did! Will ya quit leaning on the bumper?
Cool, there’s my contact. Thanks.
Rear end up…..check
Who’s got the friggin’ forceps…..
In hindsight, letting Paris Hilton drive was not the nest idea.
Sorry about that.
Look, strange women lying in ponds, distributing fire trucks to people is no basis for determining who should fight fires. Civil service derives from a basis of meritocracy, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Frank admitted his driving record with the fire company was not stellar, he just had a few bad ‘brakes’.
“The water broke and the baby came out here.”
Man By The Tree – “I told the wife, ‘I hope this isn’t another WTF day.’ Sure enough, it is.”
Fire in the hole!
“Up where I live, we wash ’em using a hose but dunking the thing in a mud puddle is good.”
Squatting fireman: Well I’ll be! You’re right Fred. It says, right there on the instructions: “Just add water.”
Fred, if you don’t stop humming “Anchors Aweigh” I’m gonna pop you one!
Fightin’ fires is thirsty work.
Tell that guy over there that we will be right there to save his house. We have our own ‘fire’ to put out.
Damn, I can put out raging infernos, blazing forest fires and a flaming oil tanker, the whole nine yards. So, how do you put out a flood?
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