Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Okay, that’s 300 points, I got the fat lady in the burka.

  2. elliot says:

    Sir, when I say “one more time around”, I mean “ONE MORE TIME AROUND!!”

  3. Clovis says:

    Ranger training starts earlier every year.

  4. Clovis says:

    One of these things is not like the others.

  5. DL says:

    The owner of the carnival ride happily contributed to ACORN afteer the shooting incident.

    Young Obama practices gun control.

    Finally evidence surfaced that George Soros was really pulling the strings of young Obama.

    Obama’s new civilian army has been going in circles for months now.

    Obama’s defense plan ended abruptly when his last bullet rolled down and out of the barrel.

    One young Obamacare counseler in training selects cost savings target.

    Learning to pick off conservatives was a favorite sport of young Obama.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Even as a child, Ahmadinejad claimed the right to use Iranian firepower.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Ride attendant to mother: “Are you sure it’s just a water gun?”

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    New York, Texas, and Denver, Colorado .. if you listened to the news this week, you’ve heard that terrorist plots are just spinning out of control.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Give me the brasss ring!

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    The boys from Hawaii?

  11. Chadzilla says:

    In a move that confuses critics and supporters alike, President Obama admits to the existence of a military unit called the Obama Youth – then immediately deploys them to Afghanistan where they wipe out the Taliban with their Tilt-A-Whirl’s of Death.

  12. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “I traded my bike for it!”

  13. Mr. Prosser says:

    Where’s the idiot who cut the bottom out of this seat?

  14. brainy435 says:

    No, no, I said au jus. They have au jus. Put it away Hakeem.

  15. Forget the kid with the gun, I’m more scared of the one in the background who figured out how to circle in the opposite direction from everyone else.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Due to budget cuts by the Obama administration, Airborne training has had to make extensive use of simulations.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    E-ticket, Schmee-ticket! I SAID I want to go around again!

  18. FormerHostage says:

    After losing it’s one and only AWACS, Iran had to deploy their backup system.

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Don’t worry. My little brother has the Tea Cups covered!

  20. FormerHostage says:

    Thus putting the lie to Iran’s statement that the centrifuge was for “peaceful” purposes!

  21. FormerHostage says:

    Sprayed with puke or sprayed with lead. Either way, it’s never a good idea to stand too close to the ride.

  22. William d'Inger says:

    “Come down here this instant, young man! You never finished your bomb homework”.

    “Awwwwwww, Ma.”

  23. Hodink says:

    “You can play but stay dedicated to the cause.”

  24. RachelEdith says:

    “My name? Darth!”

  25. rodney dill says:

    Abdul enjoyed the Merry-Go-Kill, but he’d really come to Mohammed-Land to see Mahmoud Mouse.

  26. MstrB says:

    Raider games are really getting out of control.

  27. Hermoine says:

    “Good job! Good job! Unsafe car bomb driving is next. You can jump down now.”

  28. elliot says:

    So, Do I get my frequent flyer miles now?

  29. elliot says:

    LAME TERRORIST ATTEMPTS #49: “Okay, this is a highjack!!!”

  30. Elmo says:

    one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset …

  31. Sarg says:

    stop this thing I mean it I gotta pee.

  32. How 50 dinar got his start.

  33. You’ll put your Eid out.

  34. Thr Iranian centrifuges that misled the IAEA are revealed.

  35. Maggie Mama says:

    “Aren’t you listening? I said, ‘Bring the Olympics here to Chicago.'”

  36. Elmo says:

    With the nationalization of Dominos, Pizza Hut, and Papa John’s … some became leery of a hidden provision for Obama’s Tip Enforcement Division.

  37. Elmo says:

    What I did on my summer vacation, in Pakistan, on an Indonesian passport. By Barry Sotero.

  38. Elmo says:

    I don’t want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way …

  39. Elmo says:

    Ring around the rosey,
    A pocketful of IED’s.
    ashes, ashes.
    We all fall down!

  40. peterh says:

    A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed……but what is a “well regulated militia”?

  41. Jenny says:

    Thanks to the Iraqi Make-A-Wish foundation, Malik’s dream becomes reality.

  42. Jenny says:

    The Movie, Not Without My Daughter, Just released a sequel called, Yes Without My Son.

  43. Jenny says:

    If every child in the USA sends an Iraqi child $1, they can help provide the toys and literacy that makes it possible to communicate hostile demands.

  44. Jenny says:

    Iraqi border patrol

  45. Jenny says:

    Don’t move or I’ll…Don’t move…Don’t move or I’ll shoo..Don’t move or.. Oh forget it.

  46. elliot says:

    Squirt gun my ass!