Monday, September 28, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Okay, that’s 300 points, I got the fat lady in the burka.
Sir, when I say “one more time around”, I mean “ONE MORE TIME AROUND!!”
Ranger training starts earlier every year.
One of these things is not like the others.
The owner of the carnival ride happily contributed to ACORN afteer the shooting incident.
Young Obama practices gun control.
Finally evidence surfaced that George Soros was really pulling the strings of young Obama.
Obama’s new civilian army has been going in circles for months now.
Obama’s defense plan ended abruptly when his last bullet rolled down and out of the barrel.
One young Obamacare counseler in training selects cost savings target.
Learning to pick off conservatives was a favorite sport of young Obama.
Even as a child, Ahmadinejad claimed the right to use Iranian firepower.
Ride attendant to mother: “Are you sure it’s just a water gun?”
New York, Texas, and Denver, Colorado .. if you listened to the news this week, you’ve heard that terrorist plots are just spinning out of control.
Give me the brasss ring!
The boys from Hawaii?
In a move that confuses critics and supporters alike, President Obama admits to the existence of a military unit called the Obama Youth – then immediately deploys them to Afghanistan where they wipe out the Taliban with their Tilt-A-Whirl’s of Death.
“I traded my bike for it!”
Where’s the idiot who cut the bottom out of this seat?
No, no, I said au jus. They have au jus. Put it away Hakeem.
Forget the kid with the gun, I’m more scared of the one in the background who figured out how to circle in the opposite direction from everyone else.
Due to budget cuts by the Obama administration, Airborne training has had to make extensive use of simulations.
E-ticket, Schmee-ticket! I SAID I want to go around again!
After losing it’s one and only AWACS, Iran had to deploy their backup system.
Don’t worry. My little brother has the Tea Cups covered!
Thus putting the lie to Iran’s statement that the centrifuge was for “peaceful” purposes!
Sprayed with puke or sprayed with lead. Either way, it’s never a good idea to stand too close to the ride.
“Come down here this instant, young man! You never finished your bomb homework”.
“You can play but stay dedicated to the cause.”
“My name? Darth!”
Abdul enjoyed the Merry-Go-Kill, but he’d really come to Mohammed-Land to see Mahmoud Mouse.
Raider games are really getting out of control.
“Good job! Good job! Unsafe car bomb driving is next. You can jump down now.”
So, Do I get my frequent flyer miles now?
LAME TERRORIST ATTEMPTS #49: “Okay, this is a highjack!!!”
one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset …
stop this thing I mean it I gotta pee.
How 50 dinar got his start.
You’ll put your Eid out.
Thr Iranian centrifuges that misled the IAEA are revealed.
“Aren’t you listening? I said, ‘Bring the Olympics here to Chicago.'”
With the nationalization of Dominos, Pizza Hut, and Papa John’s … some became leery of a hidden provision for Obama’s Tip Enforcement Division.
What I did on my summer vacation, in Pakistan, on an Indonesian passport. By Barry Sotero.
I don’t want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way …
Ring around the rosey,
A pocketful of IED’s.
We all fall down!
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed……but what is a “well regulated militiaâ€?
Thanks to the Iraqi Make-A-Wish foundation, Malik’s dream becomes reality.
The Movie, Not Without My Daughter, Just released a sequel called, Yes Without My Son.
If every child in the USA sends an Iraqi child $1, they can help provide the toys and literacy that makes it possible to communicate hostile demands.
Iraqi border patrol
Don’t move or I’ll…Don’t move…Don’t move or I’ll shoo..Don’t move or.. Oh forget it.
Squirt gun my ass!
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