Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, October 1, 2009 · 2 comments

The Whirling Dervish Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Anja Niedringhaus)

A lot of great, and very creative, captions.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jenny – Don’t move or I’ll…Don’t move…Don’t move or I’ll shoo..Don’t move or.. Oh forget it.

Second: charles austin – How 50 Dinar got his start.

Third(tie): brainy435 – No, no, I said au jus. They have au jus. Put it away Hakeem.

Third(tie): elliot – Okay, that’s 300 points, I got the fat lady in the burka.

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – New York, Texas, and Denver, Colorado .. if you listened to the news this week, you’ve heard that terrorist plots are just spinning out of control.

DL – Young Obama practices gun control.

FormerHostage – Don’t worry. My little brother has the Tea Cups covered!

William d’Inger – “Come down here this instant, young man! You never finished your bomb homework”.

G.A.Phillips – The boys from Hawaii?

Jenny – Thanks to the Iraqi Make-A-Wish foundation, Malik’s dream becomes reality.

Chadzilla- In a move that confuses critics and supporters alike, President Obama admits to the existence of a military unit called the Obama Youth – then immediately deploys them to Afghanistan where they wipe out the Taliban with their Tilt-A-Whirl’s of Death.

Clovis – One of these things is not like the others.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

World Peace? No Whirled Peas… as evidenced on the next pass…

Ancient scimitars and hokey Koran dogma are no match for a good blaster.

I traded my bike for it

The Thursday Contest already took an 0 Gee Whiz.