Caption Contest Winners

The Whirling Dervish Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/Anja Niedringhaus)

A lot of great, and very creative, captions.


First: Jenny – Don’t move or I’ll…Don’t move…Don’t move or I’ll shoo..Don’t move or.. Oh forget it.

Second: charles austinHow 50 Dinar got his start.

Third(tie): brainy435 – No, no, I said au jus. They have au jus. Put it away Hakeem.

Third(tie): elliot – Okay, that’s 300 points, I got the fat lady in the burka.


Maggie Mama – New York, Texas, and Denver, Colorado .. if you listened to the news this week, you’ve heard that terrorist plots are just spinning out of control.

DL – Young Obama practices gun control.

FormerHostage – Don’t worry. My little brother has the Tea Cups covered!

William d’Inger – “Come down here this instant, young man! You never finished your bomb homework”.

G.A.Phillips – The boys from Hawaii?

Jenny – Thanks to the Iraqi Make-A-Wish foundation, Malik’s dream becomes reality.

Chadzilla- In a move that confuses critics and supporters alike, President Obama admits to the existence of a military unit called the Obama Youth – then immediately deploys them to Afghanistan where they wipe out the Taliban with their Tilt-A-Whirl’s of Death.

Clovis – One of these things is not like the others.


World Peace? No Whirled Peas… as evidenced on the next pass…

Ancient scimitars and hokey Koran dogma are no match for a good blaster.

I traded my bike for it

The spaceclownboysThursday Contest already took an 0 Gee Whiz.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the third place tie – Elliot

  2. Woo hoo! Thanks for second Rodney.