Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. mpw280 says:

    Team Obama and how they would have handled Katrina. mpw

  2. kvc says:

    The Samoan National water polo practice was never the same after the satellite dish was hooked up in the training room. Curse that MTV!!

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Not just the beer labels are turning blue!

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    What was that old adage? Uhm, don’t $hit where you eat? Nope, it was ‘don’t piss where you drink.’

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Sometimes a pissing contest can turn real foul.

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama’s brother stops by the local watering hole after a hard day working under the tree next to his hut?

  7. Clovis says:

    Union workers in Rio diligently doing their part to ensure the best Olympics ever.

  8. markm says:

    New Phillipines tourism slogan:

    “Come to the Phillipines, we bring the beach to your door….regularly”

  9. markm says:

    New Phillipines tourism slogan:

    “Come to the Phillipines, we have lots of brown water, Camel no filters and Colt 45”

  10. markm says:

    New Phillipines tourism slogan:

    “Come to teh Phillipines once and you’ll wonder what MacArthur was thinkin’!”

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    Targeted Beer Ad ~ Undocumented? This Bud’s 4 U!

  12. markm says:

    New Phillipines tourism slogan:

    “We’ll take anybody at GITMO for $12Meg each”

  13. William d'Inger says:

    Even in the Third World, it’s getting harder and harder to find somewhere to take a smoke break.

  14. markm says:

    AP BREAKING – Aquatic Philippine gang members take a break to pose for a photo. Four members of the Floods relax during a lull in the action. Members of the rival gang, the skiffs, declined requests for photos.

    Oh…and there is one L in Philipines…so yas know 🙂

  15. William d'Inger says:

    Flood of immigrants?

  16. William d'Inger says:

    (Scratch my last entry — replace with)

    California experiences a new flood of immigrants.

  17. Willaim d'Inger says:

    Guy on left pointing to table: “You must be this tall to drink here.”

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    Patrons returned to the bar after OBama promised to part the water.

    Just imagine how bad it would be without the stimulus package.

    Drinking Coors and smoking Marlboros, the Philippine consumers are doing their part for the economic recovery, how about you?

    A pessimist would say the bar is half flooded, an optimist says the bar is open.

  19. elliot says:

    We like to drink our beers fast, because… ‘we hate wading

  20. Dodd says:

    Colt 45… works every time!

  21. Elmo says:

    You ain’t seen nothin yet …

  22. Alex Knapp says:

    The last legal place to smoke in America.

  23. Hodink says:

    “We take a bath once a year whether we need it or not.”

  24. hpb says:

    “When life gives you lemons…”

  25. William d'Inger says:

    Maldives cabinet reconvenes after the scuba stunt.

  26. Elmo says:

    Afghanistan … health care … Iran? WTF, can’t you see I’m busy!

  27. Elmo says:

    Sign: No DNC card … no service.

    Pwezzy Obie … now that you’ve won the Nobel Prize, what are you going to do? I’m going to Dizzyland!

    Indecision worrying you? Come on down to Obama’s House of Shirk!

  28. DL says:

    The first batch of Obamabeer makes its debut in Manila with a “free cigarettes” giveaway.