Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Pier Paolo Cito)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. D. Dean says:

    This standoff just ain’t gonna be fair.

  2. Michael Hamm says:

    U.S. rules of military engagement are no match for the Taliban’s portable human shield strategy.

  3. Herb says:

    7000 miles to Sturgis!

  4. Triumph says:

    Barack and Sasha take a leisurely motorcycle ride through Anacostia

  5. Phil Smith says:

    Where’s Humungous? I told my son we were going to meet Humungous, now where the hell is he?

  6. Phil Smith says:

    Which way to the screen test for “Feral Kid”?

  7. kvc says:

    They told me this worked in China!

  8. Chadzilla says:

    Yes my son, look over your shoulder. We have clearly left the infidels in bewilderment at our evasive abilities.

  9. Clovis says:

    Still from the Afghani Productions modern reinterpretation of Lone Wolf and Cub

  10. Hodink says:

    “Do the 72 virgins in heaven have all of the Wii games, Dad?”

  11. scotty says:

    Mad Max 9.

  12. elliot says:

    Base to squad leader: What is your status, over?
    Squad leader to base: We’re just about to go through a cycle, over.

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    The Washington Post: “Finally, a glimmer of hope for US in Afghan war.”

    An army of two.

    Heading out to the nearest drive-in can be dangerous fare in Marjah this week.

    Father and son outings to Pakistan just aren’t what they used to be for Taliban leaders.

    Netflix would have been much easier.

    After the speech in Cairo, this isn’t the change they expected.

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    “May the road rise to meet you,
    May the wind be always at your back,
    May the sun shine warm upon your face,
    May the rains fall soft upon your fields,
    And, until we meet again,”
    …. May Allah prepare you for the end at hand.

  15. OK, so we know why the Afghani didn’t cross the road — because he was chicken!

  16. Wait until Henry Waxman sees this kid without a helmet. If that doesn’t shut down funding for all operations in Afghanistan, what will?

  17. I’m mean and I’m bad you know I ain’t no sissy, got my son ridin’ behind me by the name of Chrissy. Talkin’ about him and my bike and me, and this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery!

  18. Clovis says:

    Aval and R’bai Knavahl prepare for their jump over Snake River Company.

  19. davod says:

    Advertisement for Rent-a-Scooter’s exciting new safety option.

  20. Rachel Edith says:

    “And now, my child, I am going to show you how to hock a loogie.”