Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Chitose Suzuki)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Hodink says:

    “Didn’t that guy say there was a school of fish over here?”

  2. just when you thought it was safe to stand in line at the concession stand…

  3. Alex Knapp says:

    A controversial new law has forced attorneys to wear hats to identify themselves…

  4. Anybody seen Verne Troyer? I need to open my beer.

  5. Ernie Linger says:

    I’m SURE they said this is where the Jimmy Buffett concert is…

  6. Supporters of the “Kill the Whales” environmentalist group show off their new marketing ideas.

  7. Bithead says:

    * ” Gooday, Bruce… and remember…Fish are freinds, not food!”

    * Stan had told them they wouldn’t be attacked by the Stingrays if they dressed like sharks. The ruse had worled so far, because none of them reasoned that they’d not been attacked by stingrays because they weren’t actally in the water.

  8. the Pirate says:

    You got fins to the left, fins to the right,
    and your the only bait in town…

  9. Hermoine & Dr. Demento says:

    Fish heads. Fish heads.
    Roly-poly fish heads.
    Fish heads. Fish heads.
    Eat them up, yum.

  10. Roger says:

    We need a bigger boat!

  11. Russ says:

    Those who arrived early for the first meeting of the Stefan Sharkansky Fan Club discussed the specific meaning of “going overboard.”

  12. Tim Worstall says:

    Jeeves finally agreed with Bertie on a matter sartorial:

    “I fear you may be correct Sir, hats do seem to have jumped the shark”.

  13. Corp says:

    Protestors jeer at the rise of CEO salaries and the corporate sharks, while the sardines get nothing but popcorn shrimp.

  14. Chrees says:

    The board propsed a new method to tell the participants from the media at this year’s Trial Lawyers’ Conference.

  15. Chrees says:

    Overheard in San Jose: “What do you mean they canceled the hockey season?”

  16. badgervan says:

    Models show us the latest “Karl Rove Line” of beachwear.

  17. doctordoctor says:

    Call your Psychiatrist to see if a sharkcap is right for you.

  18. The Man says:

    Just like sharks, dorks also travel in packs.

  19. Surgeoncorporal says:

    Warning: If erections last more tha 48 hours call your local ichthyologist.

  20. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Dammit! I think we’ve been had.
    Because I posted late, I’ll try the bottom of the barrel.

    Huh….I thought I smelled dead fish over here somewhere

  21. The Snodgrass Family did not blend in with the locals in Helsinki as well as they anticipated.

  22. Lorg Skyegon says:

    No, you frikkin’ idiots. I said sharks with frikkin’ laser beams attached to their heads. Not laser-brains with frikkin’ sharks attached to their heads! Throw me a frikkin’ bone here.

  23. friend or bait says:

    The trio ruminates over the meaning of chum.

  24. mhking says:


  25. Rachel Edith says:

    “Funny place, this. You get drunk. Your head visits the loo. Sharks brand you. Morning comes and humanity greets you with ‘Ahhhh, hungover then, dearie? Have some hair of the dog.'”

  26. chum2 says:

    I’d like you to meet an old school CHUM of mine.

  27. John Burgess says:

    Kerry supporters on the look out for a “Swift Boat” vet.

  28. Jufray says:

    Stan smells Tuna during the
    PHISH-head reunion at Red Lobster.

  29. Rachel Edith says:

    “Honey, can we go back to the old look? This new look is getting me too many looks.”