Outside the Beltway

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1. Hodink says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 06:04

   “Didn’t that guy say there was a school of fish over here?”
2. hatless in hattiesburg says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 06:05

   just when you thought it was safe to stand in line at the concession stand…
3. Alex Knapp says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 06:10

   A controversial new law has forced attorneys to wear hats to identify themselves…
4. Laurence Simon says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 07:42

   Anybody seen Verne Troyer? I need to open my beer.
5. Ernie Linger says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 07:52

   I’m SURE they said this is where the Jimmy Buffett concert is…
6. Brandon Jaynes says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 08:49

   Supporters of the “Kill the Whales” environmentalist group show off their new marketing ideas.
7. Bithead says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 10:34

   * ” Gooday, Bruce… and remember…Fish are freinds, not food!”

   * Stan had told them they wouldn’t be attacked by the Stingrays if they dressed like sharks. The ruse had worled so far, because none of them reasoned that they’d not been attacked by stingrays because they weren’t actally in the water.
8. the Pirate says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 10:45

   You got fins to the left, fins to the right,
   and your the only bait in town…
9. Hermoine & Dr. Demento says:
   Monday, 6 June 2005 at 11:44

   Fish heads. Fish heads.
   Roly-poly fish heads.
   Fish heads. Fish heads.
   Eat them up, yum.
10. Roger says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 12:25

    We need a bigger boat!
11. Russ says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 13:26

    Those who arrived early for the first meeting of the Stefan Sharkansky Fan Club discussed the specific meaning of “going overboard.”
12. Tim Worstall says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 13:46

    Jeeves finally agreed with Bertie on a matter sartorial:

    “I fear you may be correct Sir, hats do seem to have jumped the shark”.
13. Corp says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 13:53

    Protestors jeer at the rise of CEO salaries and the corporate sharks, while the sardines get nothing but popcorn shrimp.
14. Chrees says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 14:11

    The board propsed a new method to tell the participants from the media at this year’s Trial Lawyers’ Conference.
15. Chrees says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 14:12

    Overheard in San Jose: “What do you mean they canceled the hockey season?”
16. badgervan says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 14:27

    Models show us the latest “Karl Rove Line” of beachwear.
17. doctordoctor says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 14:28

    Call your Psychiatrist to see if a sharkcap is right for you.
18. The Man says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 14:28

    Just like sharks, dorks also travel in packs.
19. Surgeoncorporal says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 14:30

    Warning: If erections last more tha 48 hours call your local ichthyologist.
20. Sgt Fluffy says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 14:51

    Dammit! I think we’ve been had.
    OR
    Because I posted late, I’ll try the bottom of the barrel.

    Huh….I thought I smelled dead fish over here somewhere
21. Beloved Leader says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 16:13

    The Snodgrass Family did not blend in with the locals in Helsinki as well as they anticipated.
22. Lorg Skyegon says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 17:14

    No, you frikkin’ idiots. I said sharks with frikkin’ laser beams attached to their heads. Not laser-brains with frikkin’ sharks attached to their heads! Throw me a frikkin’ bone here.
23. friend or bait says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 19:41

    The trio ruminates over the meaning of chum.
24. mhking says:
    Monday, 6 June 2005 at 23:44

    Da-dum………Da-dum………
25. Rachel Edith says:
    Tuesday, 7 June 2005 at 10:36

    “Funny place, this. You get drunk. Your head visits the loo. Sharks brand you. Morning comes and humanity greets you with ‘Ahhhh, hungover then, dearie? Have some hair of the dog.'”
26. chum2 says:
    Tuesday, 7 June 2005 at 18:28

    I’d like you to meet an old school CHUM of mine.
27. John Burgess says:
    Tuesday, 7 June 2005 at 19:16

    Kerry supporters on the look out for a “Swift Boat” vet.
28. Jufray says:
    Tuesday, 7 June 2005 at 23:02

    Stan smells Tuna during the
    PHISH-head reunion at Red Lobster.
29. Rachel Edith says:
    Wednesday, 8 June 2005 at 09:36

    “Honey, can we go back to the old look? This new look is getting me too many looks.”