Caption Contest Winners
The Land Shark Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Congratulations to all, the Captions were most excellent for this contest.
(AP Photo/Chitose Suzuki)
First: Laurence Simon – Anybody seen Verne Troyer? I need to open my beer.
Second: Alex Knapp – A controversial new law has forced attorneys to wear hats to identify themselvesÃ¢€¦
Third: Chrees – Overheard in San Jose: Ã¢€œWhat do you mean they canceled the hockey season?Ã¢€(Go Wings)
Roger – We need a bigger boat!
hatless in hattiesburg – just when you thought it was safe to stand in line at the concession stand. . .
mhking – Da-dumÃ¢€¦……Da-dumÃ¢€¦……
Jufray – Stan smells Tuna during the PHISH-head reunion at Red Lobster.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Ocean
For the fall, the new FOX reality based show. Fish, Chum, or Paris Hilton
Picture of the cover of the NY Times latest best seller —You Take Off Your Shoes To Jump On A Trampoline. . . and 100 other popular Lawyer jokes.
The Federal Government’s reversal on some forms of contraception caused some rather awkward moments for Sponge Bob Square-pants around spawning time.
“Candygram. . . Plumber . . .”
“I’m just wearing this hat for the Halibut.”
“Not tonight dear, I have a Haddock.”
“I Smell fish.”
“Naw, Bill Clinton just dropped his cigar.”