Today’s News in LA LA Land
For those of you who don’t live in LA LA Land (better known as Los Angeles, or LA) Paris Hilton has been sent back to the clink to serve out the remainder of her 45 day sentence.
Many might be wondering what the big deal is. This is just some silly rich girl who is in trouble with the law. All I can say is, “You apparently don’t live in LA LA Land. Here this is a big deal. TMZ is right now nothing but Paris Hilton. Drudge has been having Paris Hilton updates at the top of his site all day so far. Talk radio this morning was all over it.
For those of you who haven’t been following the event, or unlike me can seem to get away from it, Hilton was initially ordered to serve 45 days in jail for violating her parole and driving on a suspended license (her license was suspended for driving while under the influence). The judge, Michael T. Sauer decided that Hilton needed an object lesson so sentenced her to do the time in jail vs. house arrest. The sentence was then knocked down to 23 days of which Hilton served 5. Hilton was then released due to some mystery health reason to finish her sentence out via house arrest (although this time for the full 40 days) by the L.A. County Sherrif Lee Baca.
The judge found out, as did the LA District Attorney and both were not happy. The judge ordered Hilton back into court today and had the sheriff’s department pick her up (complete with handcuffs) and escort her back into court. The judge, being quite preturbed at this decided that now Hilton will serve out the remainder of her 45 day sentence (40 days) in jail. Hilton was escorted from the courtroom by a female deputy crying out “Mom, Mom, Mom!”
There you go, now you should be pretty much up-to-date on this ridiculous spectacle.