Saturday, May 17, 2003
A new one. Winners will be announced Monday afternoon.
The Democratic Party introduces its three candidates to lead the Trilateral Commission in 2004.
We’re all gazing off into the wilderness, looking for a clue!
Dumb, dumber, and dumberer.
Some say the trio was never the same after Curly Joe departed. I say, it can always get worse.
the 2004 lossers gather today in IOWA
Gosh golly, mom. Look! I’m on Teevee!
Sharpton’s Thought Bubble: I wonder if the redhead would go out with me?
If that son of a bitch grabs my hand again I will make him feel like Tawana.
K: “Some very smart people would vote for any of us over Bush, even a vegetarian dude no one has ever heard of, like me. That makes us feel good about ourselves!”
G: “What Den here says is even true of you, Al.”
S: “And don’t I know it.”
[Just throwin’ some partisan rotten tomatoes across the fence, Jim!]
For four free tickets to “Bowling For Columbine”… name the mannequin!!!
After ten minutes, Sharpton finally figures out what Kucinich meant when he referred to his “new piece”
When they realized they would always be lining up to board the ‘Short Yellow Bus to Political Fame’, the dour trio glumly considered what might have been…
Katie chose to eliminate all of the contestants at once and ask for new ones in the bachelorette contest. Walking away, she was heard to ask, “Who’d pick them?”
Sharpton: “I KNOW you didn’t just say my momma was a Republican”.
what about bob?
The audience settles in anticipation, as the candidates await the opening bars of Riverdance.
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