Saturday, August 7, 2004
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Kerry and Edwards campaign for the goatman vote.
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC – In American culture interracial sex was for years held to be taboo. This dramatization suggests an explanation why people such as Mary Matalin [R] and James Carville [D] believed they should not have children.
Oh, the joy’s of gay marriage
National Enquirer paparazzi Grinnen Barrett catches Vanessa and Alexandra Kerry at dawn in a recent photo.
Damn! It’s the Joker and his evil twin, Indeterminate-Gender-R-Us! Where’s Batman when you need him?
Two colloidal silver victims speak out, demand government investigation into Internet naturopathy scams
John Kerry and John Edwards, appear in the annual “Burning Man” festival.
President George Bush’s trading acumen was called into question again when, shortly after trumpeting his “peace for Darfur” deal, his sons-in-law arrived from Africa.
Ooh, wait, another one:
With Andrew Sullivan having thrown his support behind John Kerry, the remaining members of Gays and Lesbians for Bush held an emergency meeting today to discuss their future.
Man! Have they screwed up the Vulcans on the new Star Trek show, or what?
DRUDGE BREAKING: With the aid of aging Rock Star, Gene Simmons, Baskin-Robbins is rolling out their latest summer flavor, Milli Vanilli. Drudge investigation has revealed, however, that the flavor was actually developed by BR competitor, Hagen Daaz.
Weekly World News has exclusive pictures of bizarre Siamese twins found to have only one tongue between them.
The trendy ‘Shove It’ dance is a big success.
“I’m just wild about Harry, and he’s just wild about me…”
Apparently, the KISS Army has drastically lowered its standards.
Report: Prozac Found in Britain’s Drinking Water
Kos (left) and Atrios, photographed at the Hamstercratic National Convention.
Family Day at Disney World…
“Oooh… blow in my ear and I’ll follow you anywhere…”
Hillary and Teresa are shocked that they both showed up wearing the same thing.
like millions of others, these boys are thrilled that our war president is keeping us safe…
Very nice La Femme Crickita, the price of poker just went up. 😉
“Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?”
“Who are you calling girly men?”
“After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion.”
This week on Extreme Makeover: KISS
Gov. MacCreevey announces his resignation from
the governorship of New Jersey with his little
‘friend’ along for the photo op.
“I just want to understand the dual nature of
my feelings,” he went on to explain.
“On the one hand I had an affair with another
man, but does that really make me unfaithful
to my wife? This has to be balanced and nuanced.”
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Hey, did you drive? I need a lift after this is over, the Mrs wants me to pick up a bucket of chicken and some pampers on the way home.
Here we see the not endangered enough protestanus econodensius species commonly known as the antiglobalizard. This pair is starting the mating ritual where after an elaborate courtship dance they sort out their respective gender roles. After a massive spawn the two will go their seperate ways leaving their young to make their own way in a dangerous world.
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