Caption Contest

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  1. McGehee says:

    Kerry and Edwards campaign for the goatman vote.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC – In American culture interracial sex was for years held to be taboo. This dramatization suggests an explanation why people such as Mary Matalin [R] and James Carville [D] believed they should not have children.

  3. gerald Flem says:

    Oh, the joy’s of gay marriage

  4. themarkman says:

    National Enquirer paparazzi Grinnen Barrett catches Vanessa and Alexandra Kerry at dawn in a recent photo.

  5. 42nd SSD says:

    Damn! It’s the Joker and his evil twin, Indeterminate-Gender-R-Us! Where’s Batman when you need him?


    Two colloidal silver victims speak out, demand government investigation into Internet naturopathy scams

  6. Bithead says:

    John Kerry and John Edwards, appear in the annual “Burning Man” festival.

  7. dw says:

    President George Bush’s trading acumen was called into question again when, shortly after trumpeting his “peace for Darfur” deal, his sons-in-law arrived from Africa.

  8. dw says:

    Ooh, wait, another one:

    With Andrew Sullivan having thrown his support behind John Kerry, the remaining members of Gays and Lesbians for Bush held an emergency meeting today to discuss their future.

  9. Man! Have they screwed up the Vulcans on the new Star Trek show, or what?

  10. Rodney Dill says:

    DRUDGE BREAKING: With the aid of aging Rock Star, Gene Simmons, Baskin-Robbins is rolling out their latest summer flavor, Milli Vanilli. Drudge investigation has revealed, however, that the flavor was actually developed by BR competitor, Hagen Daaz.

  11. McGehee says:

    Weekly World News has exclusive pictures of bizarre Siamese twins found to have only one tongue between them.

  12. Rodney Dill says:


  13. Rachel Edith says:

    The trendy ‘Shove It’ dance is a big success.

  14. Janis Gore says:

    “I’m just wild about Harry, and he’s just wild about me…”

  15. Mark Hasty says:

    Apparently, the KISS Army has drastically lowered its standards.

  16. Hermoine says:

    Report: Prozac Found in Britain’s Drinking Water

  17. McGehee says:

    Kos (left) and Atrios, photographed at the Hamstercratic National Convention.

  18. Cassandra says:

    Family Day at Disney World…

  19. Cassandra says:

    “Oooh… blow in my ear and I’ll follow you anywhere…”

  20. La Femme Crickita says:

    Hillary and Teresa are shocked that they both showed up wearing the same thing.

  21. Anjin-San says:

    like millions of others, these boys are thrilled that our war president is keeping us safe…

  22. Rodney Dill says:

    Hillary and Teresa are shocked that they both showed up wearing the same thing.

    Very nice La Femme Crickita, the price of poker just went up. 😉

  23. Elvis says:

    “Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?”

  24. Rodney Dill says:

    Got Milk?

  25. Rodney Dill says:

    “Who are you calling girly men?”

  26. Rachel Edith says:

    “After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion.”

  27. Fleetwood says:

    This week on Extreme Makeover: KISS

  28. La Femme Crickita says:

    Gov. MacCreevey announces his resignation from
    the governorship of New Jersey with his little
    ‘friend’ along for the photo op.

    “I just want to understand the dual nature of
    my feelings,” he went on to explain.

    “On the one hand I had an affair with another
    man, but does that really make me unfaithful
    to my wife? This has to be balanced and nuanced.”

  29. Pile On® says:

    Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

  30. Pile On® says:

    Hey, did you drive? I need a lift after this is over, the Mrs wants me to pick up a bucket of chicken and some pampers on the way home.

  31. Pile On® says:

    Here we see the not endangered enough protestanus econodensius species commonly known as the antiglobalizard. This pair is starting the mating ritual where after an elaborate courtship dance they sort out their respective gender roles. After a massive spawn the two will go their seperate ways leaving their young to make their own way in a dangerous world.

  32. La Femme Crickita says:

    Pile On,
    You da best.