Caption Contest

Time for The Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

As I learned from the contest at Wizbang, last week-end, people are just not tired of picking on this guy.



(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak, Files)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

And if you want something a little harder try the Great Karnak contest that I’ve started at the Ebb & Flow Institute a small blog that I’m doing some guest blogging at.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Loon says:

    “See, look – meter reads empty…..”

  2. McTrip says:

    Embarrassing velcro malfunctions in public #37

  3. Duffer says:

    “Remind me, what’s the opposite of ‘frontal lobotomy’…..is it ‘rectal lobotomy’…..?”

  4. T. Lung says:

    “I tell you – a real CIA hat doesn’t flip or flop like this, and you know that I am a black belt 12th dan when it comes to the flip flop.”

  5. They call this a… hat? Doesn’t that mess up your hair and kill you?

  6. caltechgirl says:

    Don’t you know that you tip your hat to a Lady?

  7. Crerar says:

    “Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!”

  8. Scott_T says:

    Those were some really good photos of Wonkette and GWB in the sack. Let me put them back under your hat to keep them safe.

    Give them back to Burkett when you have a chance.

  9. Bithead says:

    Oh. Sorry. I thought you were Theresa.

  10. Hey, a hat. I have a lucky hat too.

    Hmm. Cowboy hat? I wonder if that would help me win a southern state. Jeeves, go out and buy me a cowboy hat, I want to be a man of the people.

  11. David Harris says:

    “Pull it again! See what he says this time!”

  12. Tig says:

    See how easily a hat hides the lobotomy scars?

  13. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Oh…Sh*&…you’re not Dubya

  14. Let’s see what happens when I inject this Botox in the back of someone’s head.

  15. Dougrc says:

    You know, as a highly decorated Vietnam veteran, that hat reminds me that I love the smell of napalm in the morning! …what do you mean somebody already used that line?

  16. Tig says:

    Playing silly tricks, Kerry inquires, “Where’s the Rabbit?”

  17. John Kerry, Amateur Phrenologist.

  18. Cowboy Blob says:

    I’ll teach you to rub it in, you uncultured hayseed!

  19. Kevin says:

    He even flip-flops on Cowboys

  20. wheelz says:

    Sen Kerry says: “You sure can tell that haircut did not cost him 500 dollars!!!”

  21. Jim says:

    Kerry decides to preempt Hillary’s bid in the 2008 by stealing the fundraising hat.

  22. Scott Nichols says:

    Hey, wait a second…more Ohio ballots!

  23. Jufray says:

    …when LEWIS did this… I and JACQUES laughed nonstop like schoolgirls for hours.

  24. Ingress says:

    “See? It says PULL and TALK.”

    “You asshole, Kerry.”

    “Hmmmm, maybe it should should say, PULL and CURSE.”

  25. Roger says:

    If you scratch him here, he purs like a kitten.

    OR

    “The memories of our boat going into Cambodia on Christmas Day were seered…seered into my memory right about…here.”

    OR

    Kitchy kitchy coo!

  26. Masked Menace© says:

    In an attempt to make himself seem more “common man” Kerry decides not to pay someone else to inform the man in front of him about his unsophisticated choice of hat.

  27. dw says:

    Years afterward, at the murder trial of Max Backus, Jim Inhofe would say the image of John Kerry flicking Backus’ hat off was seared, SEARED into his memory, and that if Kerry had done the same thing to his toupee he would have killed Kerry, too.

    Unfortunately, the prosecution’s case collapsed when the defense called members of US Senate Veterans for Truth to the stand.

  28. McCain says:

    “Hey pard, ain’t liberals supposed to have their hands in my wallet?”

  29. McCain says:

    “This is the most noogie I’ve seen in 30 years.”

  30. Jufray says:

    “I’ll vote for a global tax on cowboy hats…
    but only in the 7-10 gallon range and not if they’re manufactured in America with
    certain natural man-made materials or if I’m against taxing all hats.”

  31. Hermoine says:

    “Lemme try that thing on, Max. Plannin’ to try a new look for my next run and that look seems to have worked for more than one guy.”

  32. Kevin says:

    Annoying liberal.

  33. Hodink says:

    “Stop that Kerry.”

    “Say what you will, Baucus. My wife’s richer than your wife.”

    “She’s many other things too, Buddy, to which my wife does not aspire.”