Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



(AP Photo/Antonio Castaneda)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

The Gone Hollywood contest is also up.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. This contest will last approximately one week. Good luck! ****************************** I not only like to host photo caption contests, I like to play them, too! Be certain to check out the latest contests at these great blogs…Outside the Beltway WILLisms Random Numbers, where Mr. Right came in 2nd last week. GOP and the City The Gone Rick Motel OTB Gone Hollywood Blogs 4 Bauer Wizbang! I also must mention that not only is Charles Austin still blogging at

  2. Just what is he doing to receive a standing O???? Leave me your thoughts and I will announce the winners Monday evening. Other Caption Contests I support: Willisms is going to eat it or not….you decide. Rodney Dill has got chicks in bikinis w/ guns OTB Gone Hollywood another Of Rodney Dills Caption Contest, has the boyz in the bubble. The Right Place has Islamic Roulette More TBA

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  4. Moe Lane says:

    Heh. Guess where the grenades are.

    Moe

    PS: I am so going to Hell for that one.

  5. LJD says:

    ‘Shower Shoes’… $1.99.
    String bikini… $49.95.
    Trip to Baghdad… Free.

    Getting CLP in SPF 45… Priceless.

  6. Lindy R. Dole says:

    After the incident where Rodney Dill showed up in a Banana Hammock, the women started bringing their weapons along to the pool

  7. ticketplease says:

    Maybe now they will listen when I say “NO!”

  8. Jeff says:

    Bill Clinton decided to invite some extra friends and firepower on his upcoming hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

  9. SgtFluffy says:

    Hey Susan, does this automatic rifle make me look fat??

  10. SgtFluffy says:

    Extreme Lifeguards

  11. FreakyBoy says:

    36-24-36-M16

  12. ICallMasICM says:

    I like the one with the ass tat, no the one with the rifle and the ass tat.

  13. Dave Schuler says:

    Armed and dangerous

  14. McGehee says:

    Rodney wants to know if they make a banana hammock in Kevlar.

  15. Dodd says:

    Because nothing says, “Bad to the bone” like a butterfly tattoo….

  16. Scott_T says:

    Instapundit: Heh, get a load of Rodney Dill’s weekly Caption Contest, he titled it “Better not shoot your full clip”.

    PFC to Corporal. Now rifle on the right shoulder means she’s into guys, right? I just want to know, because if I guessed wrong I’m scared of the backlash from her.

    “I’m glad clean-free can double as oil for tanning.”

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    (In response to Dodd)

    Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee

  18. Jazz says:

    Unaware that the flood waters had receded, the girls stuck on top of the Superdome decided to take advantage of the weather by working on their tans and shooting some pigeons for dinner.

  19. yetanotherjohn says:

    Sure the pink towel screams over the top femme, but do you think this gun makes me look too butch?

  20. DaveD says:

    “I never have any problem getting a place close to the pool. Why do you ask?”

  21. yetanotherjohn says:

    So the Australians entice a few hotties over with a swimming pool and the American girls send a big “back off” by coming armed. Seeds of Albion indeed.

  22. yetanotherjohn says:

    Reality check girls, an M-16 really doesn’t send out those “come hither” vibes even if it is unloaded.

  23. yetanotherjohn says:

    Yes Mr. Rumsfeld I understand about a leaner, more agile military. I can understand that too much armor can restrict a soldier’s mobility to the point of putting them in greater danger. And I agree that the bikini might very well provide a tactical advantage against Islamic jihadist who aren’t used to seeing women in anything but a burkha. But this just goes to far.

  24. Rodney Dill says:

    Scott_T

    Instapundit: Heh, get a load of Rodney Dill�s weekly Caption Contest, he titled it �Better not shoot your full clip�.

    Of course if that really happened now, it just might be enough sway on the judging.

    –rodney dill

  25. DaveD says:

    “Cover” Girl

  26. Kent says:

    Thelma and Louise do Baghdad.

  27. Bithead says:

    * Look… Machine guns, Bikinis. One way or the other we’re GOING to get their attention!!!

    * First one who whistles…..

    * The trick is to distract ’em first, THEN shoot ’em.

  28. A China Beach Flash Back.

  29. spacemonkey says:

    Whoa! Check out the guns on that one!

  30. McCain says:

    Has anyone seen a virgin?

  31. Scott_T says:

    Another thing Zarqawi has a problem with misfirings when he gets hands on it. Of course this one you can’t just slap it and clear it.

  32. Arlee Ermee says:

    MICHELLE: Hey, Sally, listen to this little poem!
    This is my rifle,
    that is his gun.
    This is for fighting,
    and fighting is fun!

    SALLY: Last line needs work.

  33. She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie commando assault carbinee…

  34. Weapons of Ass Destruction

  35. Candee, Sandi and Mandy calmy wait in ambush for the mutaween in Riyadh.

  36. Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy! And Guns!

  37. I think you are taking this “all’s fair in love and war” thing a little too far.

  38. An Army of fun.

  39. Chicks with firesticks

  40. General Pace was not amused with Captain Stevens’ PowerPoint presentation when slide 14 came up and Captain Stevens said, “Whoa, how’d that one get in there?”

  41. Candee and Mandy moved forward on point in two by two uncovered formation.

  42. Who’s your Baghdaddy?

  43. Just another Tuesday at the body armor optional beach.

  44. A tigress on the banks of the Euphrates.

  45. Retention rates are rising in the new Army.

  46. I wish they all could be paratrooper girls…

  47. “Now this is what I call a target rich environment.” — Lt. Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell

  48. floyd says:

    dang! we’re out of ammo with one left standing!

  49. Mr. Right says:

    “When one plans a day at the beach this close to the Kennedy Compound, it is only prudent to take certain precautions.”

  50. Adjustah says:

    Just another day at Ted Nugent’s house…

  51. FreakyBoy says:

    When Sgt. Edwards showed up at the pool, Lt. Smith realized his plan to get into her green zone was in trouble.

  52. Phil Smith says:

    Beavis: “Check it out!! That chick’s got a gun!!”

    Butthead: “Whoa!! I was going to enlist, but now I’m just going to stay home and choke my chickenhawk.”

  53. Caption This One (060505)…

    (U.S. Air Force photo/Tech. Sgt. Larry A. Simmons)

    Sorry this one is so late, it’s been a busy week.

    Winners on Monday Evening.

    Other Bloggy Caption Fun:

    Wizbang.
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    ……

  54. The gals with “umbrellars”
    Are always out with fellers
    In the rain or the blazing sun.
    But a man never trifles
    With gals who carry rifles
    Oh you can’t get a man with a gun.

  55. Crack Troops Stationed In Baghdad.

  56. Hermoine says:

    “Go ahead. Make my day at the beach.”

  57. Elmo says:

    No way Trish, Zarqawi? Gurrl ….. he can’t even clear his own barrel. We gotta get you a date.

  58. “Former President Clinton is seen in the background sun bathing, and reportedly singing, ‘Ass and titties, ass and titties…'”

  59. Rachel Edith says:

    “Hey! The don’t ask and you friggin’ better not tell or I’ll shoot you weekly meeting is starting.”

  60. Maggie says:

    Girls Gone Wild!

  61. Elmo says:

    A) Reason number 8,412 why they don’t like us.

    B) So he like says to me: “Where’s your burkha?” And then I say burkha? Burkha …. I got your burkha right here Hashim.

  62. Elmo says:

    Arabic/Hebrew Dictionary;

    burkha: burpgun

  63. Maggie says:

    “And we’ll have fun, fun, fun till my daddy takes the RK away!”

  64. Phil Smith says:

    The new uniform regs make it possible for even the most inept soldiers to pitch a pup tent.