Caption Contest Winners

The Life’s A Beach Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Antonio Castaneda)

Many wonderful entries, 1st and 2nd place were the two that made me LOL. A lot of good entries by the regulars, that didn’t make the cut, so it’s worth going through all the entries


First: DoddBecause nothing says, “Bad to the bone” like a butterfly tattoo…

Second: radio free fred – Crack Troops Stationed In Baghdad.

Third: FreakyBoy – 36-24-36-M16

Honorable Mention:

DaveD – “Cover” Girl

JeffBill Clinton decided to invite some extra friends and firepower on his upcoming hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

AdjustahJust another day at Ted Nugent’s house…

charles austinShe wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie commando assault carbinee…

JazzUnaware that the flood waters had receded, the girls stuck on top of the Superdome decided to take advantage of the weather by working on their tans and shooting some pigeons for dinner.

SgtFluffyHey Susan, does this automatic rifle make me look fat??

Gratuitous Instapundit Reference Award:

Scott_T: Instapundit: Heh, get a load of Rodney Dill’s weekly Caption Contest, he titled it “Better not shoot your full clip”.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“It was this or go hunting with Dick Cheney… So here I am.”

“I love the smell of coppertone in the morning.”

“Girl, The M16 look is like so last season.”

Weapons and Ass Distraction (you were so close charles)

Burqa Schmurka

The The Monday contest has already ‘popped’ off another round.

Other Contests running this week
Riding Sun has nothing to cry about.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Thanks, your kicking butt on Wizbang….

  2. Dodd says:


  3. Close still only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades last I checked. Maybe Dodd can be encouraged to resume his long running caption contest.