Enough with the blog wars, already. I’m getting tired of this, this, and frankly (no pun itended), this.

So, inspired by this, let’s just have a nice friendly caption contest, shall we?

Left: The Puppy Blender &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Right: The Liberal Assclown

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  1. Pietro says:

    Puppy blender: Shut up, assclown.
    Assclown: Wanna come over here and make me, fruitcake? Huh, FRUITCAKE?

  2. SageOne says:

    Puppy Blender: “Nice t-shirt idot.”

    Assclown: “You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN TO ME? Am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you? Do I make you laugh?”

  3. Paul says:

    60’s folk artist Donovan (above left) has teamed up with his troubled son Frank on new album titled “Nuclear Puppy.” The estranged pair have put aside differences and plan to tour extensively in the US.

  4. Norbizness says:

    Young Randy Newman vs. Paul from “The Wonder Years”…. the Re-Match! Sunday Sunday SUNDAY! You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need THE EDGE.

  5. Timmer says:

    Tonight on Crossfire:

    On the right: Puppy Blender, A man who knows a man in a jacket is taken more seriously than a man in a worn-out joke t-shirt that no one understands unless they’ve read the essay.

    On the far right: Liberal Assclown, a man who knows that the media IS the message. However, his message seems to be, “Really, read the essay, the shirt is FUNNY!”

  6. Not Frank J. says:

    Puppy Blender: “I’m so drunk with power I can’t even stand straight and need to lean against this wall.”

    Strikingly Handsome Young Man: “You are all beneath me. You do not even deserve to look upon me.”

  7. Ian S. says:

    Puppy Blender: “I’m so drunk with power from not linking to people I can’t stand up straight. Need a rottweiler smoothie to restore my balance!”

    Frank: “Yes, it says ‘NIKE TEH MONO’. I don’t need no stinkin’ spellchecker!”

  8. SixofOne says:

    PMS or PTSD You Decide

  9. Orion says:

    Blog Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.

    The Puppy Blender stands ready to complete his Bill Gates disguise and conquer the known universe as Evil Overlord of All.

    Frank J, as the idealistic young outlander, stands ready to lead the rebellion and disrupt The Puppy Blender’s plans.


  10. Anonymous says:

    (Later we’ll learn that Frank J is really the Puppy Blender’s son when he attempts to use psychological warfare to get Frank J to drink a Shih Tzu Shake)


  11. SwampWoman says:

    Appearing outwardly relaxed, Bruce Ward and Dick Grayson are always ready to respond to the bat signal and run the liberal assclowns out of Gotham City.

  12. Rodney Dill says:

    PuppyBlender: “Don’t ask.”
    AssClown: “Don’t tell.”

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    Makes Uday and Qusay look like the Hardy Brothers.

  14. Orion says:



  15. DarthVOB says:

    PuppyBlender: Why is my picture on the left? I’m no Leftist!

    LiberalAssclown: Why am I standing to his left? I’m no Leftist!

  16. J. Fielek says:

    “I swear that Frank J is not my clone. If he were, he’d say ‘heh’ a lot more.” — Glenn Harlan Reynolds

    “Heh” — Frank J

  17. Timmer says:

    Puppy Blender: Yeah, I did your sister.

    Liberal Assclown: …

  18. Jeffro says:

    LA: “Rarrrrrrrr!!”
    PB: “Indeed.”

  19. Rodney Dill says:

    Wasn’t James supposed to tell them by now that he put us up to all these captions?

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    Oops, disregard that last post.

  21. using the above characters.

  22. Hodink says:

    Answering Machine Messages

    This is Clown, you’re not in now, so I’ll leave a message.

    The Puppy is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade and the secret password.

  23. Mr. January and Mr. February–unfortunately clothed–before their photo sessions begin for *The Men of the Blogosphere* Calendar.

  24. Matthew says:

    Glenn: “Bah, can’t everybody see that Frank is just Ralph Reed with a fake eyebrow disguise?”

    Frank: “Am not!”

  25. Dave Ledden says:

    Bill Gates before and after puberty