Caption Contest Winners

The Razor’s Edge Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: walrus – The annual “Scooting with the Nerds” takes place today in Provo Utah.

Second: charles austinBen Rothleisberger adopts a marginally safer mode of transportation, though perhaps a helmet would still be a good idea.

Third: juspassinthru[puff] I’m [puff] going for [puff] the new [puff] Kenny G album. [puff]

Honorable Mention:

Hermoine – Tom forgot it was casual Friday.

BitheadThe Al Gore campaign announced today that it will only be using alternative transportation, giving up their jetting from place to place, while preaching environmentalism. (Hey, we DID say it was a fantasy, right?)

AdjustahThe race is on to replace Bill Gates.

FormerHostage – It sucks, only having 15 minutes for lunch!

Michael A – A glimpse of the morning commute undertaken by lawyers and paralegals defending Lewis I. “Scooter” Libby.

Gollum – Andrei the Hydrant.

Wishful Thinking Award

FreakyBoy – The unexpected news that Kevin announced the winners to a Wizbang’s Caption Contest on time, causes a captioning-nerd riot to stampede to the nearest free wireless hotspot.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

What happens after the internet has been down for 5 minutes.

Secret service Agents compete for who will get to push down John Kerry next during the 2008 Presidential races

Back to the Suture: A documentary on the increase of ER admissions due to razor accidents

By the time The Fast and The Furious XXIII – Scooter Libby razors Kiev was released the series had lost its luster.

The The Monday contest has already received a RED CARD for use of hands.

Other Caption Contests

Riding Sun is the low rider

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. lexy says:

    this does not look very good

    (Spam Link Removed – Rodney)

  2. Adjustah says:

    Thanks for the nod, Rodney…

  3. McGehee says:

    this does not look very good

    I agree — in fact, comment spam looks downright bad to me.