Caption Contest Winners
The Razor’s Edge Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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First: walrus – The annual “Scooting with the Nerds” takes place today in Provo Utah.
Second: charles austin – Ben Rothleisberger adopts a marginally safer mode of transportation, though perhaps a helmet would still be a good idea.
Third: juspassinthru – [puff] I’m [puff] going for [puff] the new [puff] Kenny G album. [puff]
Hermoine – Tom forgot it was casual Friday.
Bithead – The Al Gore campaign announced today that it will only be using alternative transportation, giving up their jetting from place to place, while preaching environmentalism. (Hey, we DID say it was a fantasy, right?)
Adjustah – The race is on to replace Bill Gates.
FormerHostage – It sucks, only having 15 minutes for lunch!
Michael A – A glimpse of the morning commute undertaken by lawyers and paralegals defending Lewis I. “Scooter” Libby.
Gollum – Andrei the Hydrant.
Wishful Thinking Award
FreakyBoy – The unexpected news that Kevin announced the winners to a Wizbang’s Caption Contest on time, causes a captioning-nerd riot to stampede to the nearest free wireless hotspot.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
What happens after the internet has been down for 5 minutes.
Secret service Agents compete for who will get to push down John Kerry next during the 2008 Presidential races
Back to the Suture: A documentary on the increase of ER admissions due to razor accidents
By the time The Fast and The Furious XXIII – Scooter Libby razors Kiev was released the series had lost its luster.
Other Caption Contests
Riding Sun is the low rider