Caption Contest Winners
The Balled is Beautiful Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
REUTERS/Michael Dalder
The Winners:
First: charles austin – Time’s Person of the Year: Wilson
Second: Stormy Dragon – And thus the avatar of Ganesh became the greatest goalie in history of soccer.
Third: Maggie – The coach kept telling Felipe “be the ball, be the ball.” So he did.
Honorable Mention:
Gollum – Why bend it like Beckham when you can eat it like Emerson?
Scott – Jeez, I didn’t think I could kick it that far up his ass!
elliot – What happens on the soccer field…. well is kind of weird.
DaveD – It’s a truism that success in soccer is 10% physical and 90% mental.
Scott_T – Greenshirt: “I’m not touching a guy that can carry a ball with just his lips!”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Since this is a Christmas Soccer match, Menorah-man gets to play.
It takes balls to play soccer.
“…and I’d like to especially thank Tom Hanks, without whom, none of this would’ve been possible.”
The 
Thursday contest is already toasting the holidays.
