Caption Contest Winners
The Balled is Beautiful Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: charles austin – Time’s Person of the Year: Wilson
Second: Stormy Dragon – And thus the avatar of Ganesh became the greatest goalie in history of soccer.
Third: Maggie – The coach kept telling Felipe “be the ball, be the ball.” So he did.
Gollum – Why bend it like Beckham when you can eat it like Emerson?
Scott – Jeez, I didn’t think I could kick it that far up his ass!
elliot – What happens on the soccer field…. well is kind of weird.
DaveD – It’s a truism that success in soccer is 10% physical and 90% mental.
Scott_T – Greenshirt: “I’m not touching a guy that can carry a ball with just his lips!”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Since this is a Christmas Soccer match, Menorah-man gets to play.
It takes balls to play soccer.
“…and I’d like to especially thank Tom Hanks, without whom, none of this would’ve been possible.”