Caption Contest Winners

The Balled is Beautiful Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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The Winners:

First: charles austinTime’s Person of the Year: Wilson

Second: Stormy DragonAnd thus the avatar of Ganesh became the greatest goalie in history of soccer.

Third: MaggieThe coach kept telling Felipe “be the ball, be the ball.” So he did.

Honorable Mention:

GollumWhy bend it like Beckham when you can eat it like Emerson?

Scott – Jeez, I didn’t think I could kick it that far up his ass!

elliot – What happens on the soccer field…. well is kind of weird.

DaveD – It’s a truism that success in soccer is 10% physical and 90% mental.

Scott_T – Greenshirt: “I’m not touching a guy that can carry a ball with just his lips!”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Since this is a Christmas Soccer match, Menorah-man gets to play.

It takes balls to play soccer.

“…and I’d like to especially thank Tom Hanks, without whom, none of this would’ve been possible.”

The Thursday contest is already toasting the holidays.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.