Caption Contest Winners
The Most Likely To… Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Rachel Edith – “To guns and religion!”
Second: Cowboy Blob – Crown Royale. It’s the one in the Bag.
Third: Bithead – I don’t care how much she drinks, Charlie… she’s not going to get better looking.
Maggie Mama – Hillary doesn’t know what these little people are toasting. However, she believes it’s perfectly fitting for her to down Crown Royal when her cornonation is just ahead.
DaveD – “It’s the only way I can make myself look like I believe what I’m saying”.
Timmer – So…how YOU doin’?
Dennis – Hillary: Say Bob, this IS good, where did you get it? Bob: Jonestown….
Reader – Have you seen my staff? 3 guys with beers looking like they’ve been out in the woods all week? One’s got 4 nipples, you can’t miss them.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Next on this weeks’ episode of The Biggest Loser
Hillary soon finds that attending church and carrying guns may lead to other bad habits.
… and when I need to cry I drop it instead of drinking it.
So I says, ‘Why should Ted Kennedy have all the fun.’
The Thursday Contest has already done Elton John’s Rocketman for Hillary’s campaign.