Caption Contest Winners

The VirginAir Ball Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Winners

First: bullwinkleWhenever the Harem Globetrotters took to the court you knew you were in for a full two hours of family fun!

Second: ManiakesOkay, now off the tank, onto the IED, which explosion-hops the ball onto the roof of the mosque, and it bounces back towards the hoop. Nothing but net.

Third: charles austinThe shorts just keep getting baggier every year.

Honorable Mention:

Eric J.Phil Jackson’s coaching methods have gotten even more unconventional in his year away from the game.

McGeheeI guess the other 64 virgins are in the stands watching the game.

The ManShe unleashes a bomb from outside.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

With the witchking of Angmar gone the remaining Nazgul turn their attention to other endeavors.

Once off tatooine the Jawas grew in heighth and developed superb ball handling skills.

With her team trailing by 20 points, Fadwa pulled the detonator on the 15 lbs. of Semtex in her underware, and the game came to an abrupt end.

Harry had always believed that Quidditch was the ultimate sport until he started playing B-ball with the Dementors.

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. bullwinkle says:

    Thanks once again Rodney. And to think all those people said my 2 quart a day tequila habit would come to no good. See? SEE? It does make me funny.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Scotch works for me.