Caption Contest Winners
The VirginAir Ball Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Winners
First: bullwinkle – Whenever the Harem Globetrotters took to the court you knew you were in for a full two hours of family fun!
Second: Maniakes – Okay, now off the tank, onto the IED, which explosion-hops the ball onto the roof of the mosque, and it bounces back towards the hoop. Nothing but net.
Third: charles austin – The shorts just keep getting baggier every year.
Honorable Mention:
Eric J. – Phil Jackson’s coaching methods have gotten even more unconventional in his year away from the game.
McGehee – I guess the other 64 virgins are in the stands watching the game.
The Man – She unleashes a bomb from outside.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
With the witchking of Angmar gone the remaining Nazgul turn their attention to other endeavors.Once off tatooine the Jawas grew in heighth and developed superb ball handling skills.
With her team trailing by 20 points, Fadwa pulled the detonator on the 15 lbs. of Semtex in her underware, and the game came to an abrupt end.
Harry had always believed that Quidditch was the ultimate sport until he started playing B-ball with the Dementors.
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
Thanks once again Rodney. And to think all those people said my 2 quart a day tequila habit would come to no good. See? SEE? It does make me funny.
Scotch works for me.