Caption Contest Winners
The “Pi Lise Domine, Dona Eis Requiem” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: elliot – Whoa!! I really didn’t know tapping your feet in the confessional meant that!!!
Second: David Bishop – Make way, coming through, Make way!”
Third: Dave Schuler – May need a little more training in his new job as mohel.
HONORABLE MENTION
Dennis – I’m Sorry Ma’am, I cannot change the fact that the babydaddy is Carrot Top.
yetanotherjohn – So you put your hands together and just talk to God?
Floyd – So…If I want to look sincere, I need to put my hands together like this and I don’t even have to face East???
anjin-san – The minister asked Obama to tell McCain he was long overdue to attend services…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala”
“Pray? my right hand doesn’t know what my left hand is doing.”
“No Ma’am, I never shot a moose, but I did once have a small plastic Bambi.”
“I don’t walk on water… I walk on Republicans.”
The 
Thursday Contest actually thinks change is a destination.
