Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, October 10, 2005 · 3 comments

The Stupid PETA Tricks Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

pic 1 REUTERS/Seth Wenig

pic 2 (AFP/Getty Images/Joe Raedle)

The Winners

First: Laurence Simon – Dick Cheney reels from another bad choice of hiring staffers left over from Al Gore’s tenure.

Second: McGehee – Upon seeing the photo at left, Vice President Cheney reacted, “I wish those Democrats would stop bringing up my daughter!”

Third: Allan Guyton – Rumsfeld’s killer Rottweiler Chomps goes undercover, but fails to fool Cheney after the “Fake Barney” incident.”

Best Dog Caption:

Scott T – Why not to conduct Genetic Engineering on dogs.

Best Cheney Caption:

Maniakes – Is the spinach still in my teeth?

Honorable Mention:

bithead – Before this, nobody knew that Mr. Cheney could speak dog, or found them attractive.

Anodyne – Woof-owitz reassignment has Cheney rabid.

DL РAfter the surprisingly agressive results of Cheney̢۪s newest pacemaker, he has been shifted over to the Dept of Defense. Rummy, meanwhile is working on a new more compassionate Gitmo mascot, seen on the left

Sammler – “You need some help looking presidential—here, let’s trade glasses.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

After reading the complete Harry Potter series, Dick found he was able cast a transformation on Hillary clinton.

“That Harriet Mier’s dog craps in my chair just one more time and …”

“I thought he looked a little suspicious, but I never thought that little sissy was the White House spy.”

The Monday contest has already been started.