Caption Contest Winners

The Stupid PETA Tricks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

pic 1 REUTERS/Seth Wenig

pic 2 (AFP/Getty Images/Joe Raedle)

The Winners

First: Laurence SimonDick Cheney reels from another bad choice of hiring staffers left over from Al Gore’s tenure.

Second: McGeheeUpon seeing the photo at left, Vice President Cheney reacted, “I wish those Democrats would stop bringing up my daughter!”

Third: Allan GuytonRumsfeld’s killer Rottweiler Chomps goes undercover, but fails to fool Cheney after the “Fake Barney” incident.”

Best Dog Caption:

Scott T – Why not to conduct Genetic Engineering on dogs.

Best Cheney Caption:

ManiakesIs the spinach still in my teeth?

Honorable Mention:

bitheadBefore this, nobody knew that Mr. Cheney could speak dog, or found them attractive.

Anodyne – Woof-owitz reassignment has Cheney rabid.

DL РAfter the surprisingly agressive results of Cheney̢۪s newest pacemaker, he has been shifted over to the Dept of Defense. Rummy, meanwhile is working on a new more compassionate Gitmo mascot, seen on the left

Sammler“You need some help looking presidential—here, let’s trade glasses.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

After reading the complete
Harry Potter series, Dick found he was able cast a transformation on Hillary clinton.

“That Harriet Mier’s dog craps in my chair just one more time and …”

“I thought he looked a little suspicious, but I never thought that little sissy was the White House spy.”

The Monday contest has already been started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. I aimed for the Bottom of the Barrel with that one, wound up #1.

    Maybe I need to aim for #1 to hit the bottom of the barrel?

  2. Bithead says:

    So, we call that the “Simon Boomerang Effect”?

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    Naw, Crap bounces.