Caption Contest Winners
The Stupid PETA Tricks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Laurence Simon – Dick Cheney reels from another bad choice of hiring staffers left over from Al Gore’s tenure.
Second: McGehee – Upon seeing the photo at left, Vice President Cheney reacted, “I wish those Democrats would stop bringing up my daughter!”
Third: Allan Guyton – Rumsfeld’s killer Rottweiler Chomps goes undercover, but fails to fool Cheney after the “Fake Barney” incident.”
Best Dog Caption:
Scott T – Why not to conduct Genetic Engineering on dogs.
Best Cheney Caption:
Maniakes – Is the spinach still in my teeth?
bithead – Before this, nobody knew that Mr. Cheney could speak dog, or found them attractive.
Anodyne – Woof-owitz reassignment has Cheney rabid.
DL – After the surprisingly agressive results of CheneyÃ¢€™s newest pacemaker, he has been shifted over to the Dept of Defense. Rummy, meanwhile is working on a new more compassionate Gitmo mascot, seen on the left
Sammler – “You need some help looking presidentialÃ¢€”here, let’s trade glasses.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
After reading the complete Harry Potter series, Dick found he was able cast a transformation on Hillary clinton.
“That Harriet Mier’s dog craps in my chair just one more time and …”
“I thought he looked a little suspicious, but I never thought that little sissy was the White House spy.”