Caption Contest Winners

The Mongo Likes Candy Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)


First: Rachel Edith – “Results will be posted after the sex verification testing.”

Second: Kevin R. SiekierskiThe last few remaining kids finally escaped Neverland Ranch.

Third: Maggie Mama – Hey, kid, how’d you get the First Lady’s shorts?


Deathlok – Sam was winning the new life size Candyland with the Transgender Bridge card until Jerome got to got Crackpipe Mountain.

yetanotherjohn – The results are under dispute and currently before a federal judge.

David – Usain Bolt has ALWAYS been fast. Who knew?

DL – The white kid’s father is the president of ACORN.

G.A.Phillips – Obama team less than half complete, vetted, dressed and psychologically formed?

elliot – Hey, there’s a Port-o-Potty!!!!


As added incentive, after a five second head start, Ted Kennedy was rolled down the hill after them.

In honor of the Obama Adminstration, Chutes and Ladders was renamed to Dopes and Blathers.

These Presidential Election Races keep starting earlier and earlier.

In the end it was found that Obama actually did better at Bowling than at Candyland

Unfortunately the wide Latina was not so good at cornering.

The wheresthenutsThursday Contest has already surveyed the Fire Swamp.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill.

    Albeit Candyland this was NOT one of your SWEETER pics. Didn’t think I had a chance till I took a second look at that kid’s shorts.