Caption Contest Winners
The Mongo Likes Candy Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Rachel Edith – “Results will be posted after the sex verification testing.”
Second: Kevin R. Siekierski – The last few remaining kids finally escaped Neverland Ranch.
Third: Maggie Mama – Hey, kid, how’d you get the First Lady’s shorts?
Deathlok – Sam was winning the new life size Candyland with the Transgender Bridge card until Jerome got to got Crackpipe Mountain.
yetanotherjohn – The results are under dispute and currently before a federal judge.
David – Usain Bolt has ALWAYS been fast. Who knew?
DL – The white kid’s father is the president of ACORN.
G.A.Phillips – Obama team less than half complete, vetted, dressed and psychologically formed?
elliot – Hey, there’s a Port-o-Potty!!!!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
As added incentive, after a five second head start, Ted Kennedy was rolled down the hill after them.
In honor of the Obama Adminstration, Chutes and Ladders was renamed to Dopes and Blathers.
These Presidential Election Races keep starting earlier and earlier.
In the end it was found that Obama actually did better at Bowling than at Candyland
Unfortunately the wide Latina was not so good at cornering.
The Thursday Contest has already surveyed the Fire Swamp.