Caption Contest Winners

The Gozer the Traveller Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


AP Photo/Koji Sasahara)


First: Hermoine – “Hi. I’m a resident of Cabeus Crater on the moon. And I’d just like to ask, ‘What were you thinking?'”

Second: Gollum – “Friends, citizens, countrymen, lend me your gears . . . “

Third: Maggie Mama – Who knew the Nobel Peace Prize came with a statuette?


Chadzilla – My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the Chinese have given up their trade war with us. As a gift, they have left us this Trojan Bot, which I intend to take into the Capitol tonight with little or no inspection at all.

DL – Mega-monster stopped just short of destroying the crowd when a nearby car hit a little rabbit playing a drum.

ElmoHe said oil can!

Phil Smith – “BRING ME A THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD GO-BOT!! I wanna put some sugar in her gas tank, if you know what I mean.”

William d’Inger – Democrats roll out their alternative to voluntary end-of-life counseling.

elliot – Mattel rolls out it’s new upgraded version of Rock ’em Sock ’em robots…when all of a sudden another robot appears challenging him. ‘Bam… wizzzzz…he knocked his block off!’!


“oil can… oil can… oil can…”

Roboto… Polo… Roboto… Polo…

The three laws of robotics are more guidelines than actual rules.

“Down it Front!”

“I’m sorry Dave… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“That’s Optimus Hussein Prime….”

The contendahMonday Contest contest is already pumped up.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill.

    Think he’ll put it in the Rose Garden?

  3. rodney dill says:

    I think he’ll wear it on a gold chain around his neck — or let the TOTUS wear it.

  4. Maggie Mama says: