Caption Contest Winners
The Gozer the Traveller Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Hermoine – “Hi. I’m a resident of Cabeus Crater on the moon. And I’d just like to ask, ‘What were you thinking?'”
Second: Gollum – “Friends, citizens, countrymen, lend me your gears . . . “
Third: Maggie Mama – Who knew the Nobel Peace Prize came with a statuette?
Chadzilla – My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the Chinese have given up their trade war with us. As a gift, they have left us this Trojan Bot, which I intend to take into the Capitol tonight with little or no inspection at all.
DL – Mega-monster stopped just short of destroying the crowd when a nearby car hit a little rabbit playing a drum.
Elmo – He said oil can!
Phil Smith – “BRING ME A THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD GO-BOT!! I wanna put some sugar in her gas tank, if you know what I mean.”
William d’Inger – Democrats roll out their alternative to voluntary end-of-life counseling.
elliot – Mattel rolls out it’s new upgraded version of Rock ’em Sock ’em robots…when all of a sudden another robot appears challenging him. ‘Bam… wizzzzz…he knocked his block off!’!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“oil can… oil can… oil can…”
Roboto… Polo… Roboto… Polo…
The three laws of robotics are more guidelines than actual rules.
“Down it Front!”
“I’m sorry Dave… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“That’s Optimus Hussein Prime….”
The Monday Contest contest is already pumped up.