Caption Contest Winners
The Victoria’s Secret Knighty Edition Collection OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Puns rule the day over sexual innuendo or political banter, at least this time.
The Winners
First: spacemonkey – And then, she exploded. The blonde bombshell prototype was a success beyond all expectations.
Second: McGehee – Even after she’s finished making the outfit, she’s still riveting.
Third: yetanotherjohn – After Mier’s name was withdrawn, the Bush’s latest nominee was warmly received by the senate. While noting that the nominee continued to shield areas of vital interest to the senators, the senators warmly praised her “level of openess not seen in many years.” In related news, C-SPAN has seen its largest audiences ever as they followed the nominee’s confirmation hearings.
Honorable Mention:
McGehee – “What’s in YOUR wallet!? Or are you just happy to see me?”
bithead – A crank in armor will never harm her.
Ingress – The first female President Of The United States won the hearts and minds of women voters. She won the hearts and minds (and other unnamed body parts) of male voters too.
Anderson – Of course, this is only a prototype, and the battery compartment will be virtually unnoticeable on the production model.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
The new PETA “No Fur” Campaign did have its possibilitiesWhat do a blonde and a suit of armor have in common?
They are both (k)nightly needs.
The 
Monday contest has already been started.
I really DO think the support the troops magnets were a nice touch, though.
Whaddya mean you didn’t bring a can opener?
– or –
Rodney Dill Can Open ‘er
Wow — I thought the “What’s in your wallet?” riff was the funnier of the two.
Not that I’m complaining — it’s been years since I had two captions get favorable notice in the same contest, and that was when Dodd Harris was running his weekly contests at Ipse Dixit. (I tied myself for first place.)