Caption Contest Winners
The Wild Turkey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: charles austin – Damn it, stop bowing to everything that moves!
Second: floyd – Is there anyway we could pardon this side and sacrifice the right?
Third: MikeM – “Are you sure *this* one is on the guest list?”
HONORABLE MENTION
Wyatt Earp – President Obama once again gives America the bird.
Maniakes – I would like to present my administration’s newest Assistant Treasury Secretary!
John Burgess – FLASH: Caption Contest Stopped Due to Racist Photograph
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III – Get your hands off of me you turkey!
Elmo – Meanwhile … outside Darwin’s waitng room.
Dodd – “Let me be clear, we are taking an unprecedented step today by pardoning this turkey because we need a change and believe there can be hope.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Let’s get the flock outta here.”
“Hey… this one’s not done… back in the oven with ya.”
“Dangit I wanted one of John Madden’s”
“Pardoning white turkeys will be my forte by the time I’m out of office.”
The 
Monday Contest is just a poser.
Woo Hoo! Thanks, Rodney.