CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS
The Inauguration Day Edition, OTB Caption ContestTM has concluded.
1st: Matt, “I reached for Gray’s balls like this, and came up empty!”
2nd: Rodney Dill, “I can’t believe it, Now I’m being recalled.”
3rd: Hermoine, “Und now I am discovering zee budget is bigger than anything I have ever groped!”
I must have been really tanked when I wrote that. I have no recollection of it at all.