Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, January 12, 2006 · 2 comments

The Stunner #1 SuperStar Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Goh Chai Hin)

Winners

First: Gaijin Biker – Onlookers admire a statue from the little-known sect of Fro-Zen Buddhism.

Second: The Man – As you can see, Kirstie Alley is really popular in China.

Third: McGehee РThe proposal to add Rush Limbaugh to Mount Rushmore didn̢۪t draw much support.

Honorable Mention:

Bithead – The Chicago Bears new Defensive line.

FreakyBoy – “We’re gonna’ need a bigger straw.”

Mark – Wow, Martha, you were right. It IS obvious which house belongs to Louie Anderson.

Brandon Jaynes – Is it cold in here or is it just me?

spacemonkey – Buddhzilla is finally defeated due to his sensitive skin. His strength failing, he sits on the village of Big Ol Pot, near yellow river, and thanks to Buddhzilla, home of brown mountain.

skep – Rodney’s Google Image Search for “big Asian boobs” goes horribly awry.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

The Yellow Buddha was replaced after the resurgence of Frank Zappa’s Nanook Rubs It

“Mongo like Candy.”

“I don’t care! If he polls better’n Hillary, he’s runnin'”

A Chinese Corporation’s marketing for the newly introduced Budd-cicle, has drawn the ire of US based Anheuser-Busch.

I wonder if he’s soluable

The Thursday contest is confirming our worst fears of the Senates’ intelligence.