Caption Contest Winners

The Change-Up Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/Jim Watson)


First: Hodink – The President set about teaching Bartolo Colon how to make his pitches. Colon informed the President how to handle his policy on immigration.

Second: Floyd – Now I’ll take a job hispanics won’t do for what I’m paid!

Third: charles austinBaseball, hot dogs, applie pie, and Nuke Iran.

Honorable Mention:

McCain – Bushes like balls.

Rachel Edith – “Folks, we’ve seen it many times. This boy knows how to throw a curve ball.”

Hermoine – “Condi may not want a career in baseball but I’m thinkin’ I still got it.”

charles austinGloves are for sissies.

MattBetter Reds than dead.

Best Bush Bash

Joe – Folks, you’re looking at the greatest pitcher of all time. . 4 million strike outs, and NO Balls!

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Baseball Cincinnati style, you can bet on it.

The The Thursday contest has already returned to Crawford.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Matt says:

    Charles and I thought those captions up over a fine single-malt this weekend. I guess it worked.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    I have The Balvenie Doublewood 12 year old waiting for my birthday in a couple of weeks.

  3. Matt says:


    You can see the scotch buffet Charles laid out for us here. I chose the 1974 First Cask. I figured I couldn’t go wrong with a bottle that had the cask and bottle number handwritten on the label.