Debbie Loves Cats and Wants a Man

This eHarmony video of Debbie, a recent MBA grad from Villanova who loves cats and seems to be having trouble finding a man despite her education and obvious physical charms, is making the rounds:

Honestly, it’s not that hard to put cats in a bowtie or a basket, so I’m not sure what the problem is. Rainbows, on the other hand, might be difficult.

I’m amused by this reaction: “Most people go on eHarmony to find true love, but it’s pretty clear that this woman has already found it.”

via Aaron Brazell

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  1. That sound you hear is millions of American men running away in terror

  2. coco konski says:

    i want to marry this women

  3. michael reynolds says:

    She’s f**king nuts. But so is the whole notion of finding a mate based on a recitation of easily-summarized compatibilities.

    She’s a child of an alcoholic, has OCD and a BA in English with honors. Her interests are feminism, animals and travel.

    He’s a waiter and high school drop whose previous address was “under an overpass on Interstate 35.” His interests are pot, politics and getting laid.

    33 years on July 1st.

  4. Peter says:

    I would like to know precisely why she talks like a 14-year-old instead of the adult woman she is.

  5. Tano says:

    Did it ever occur to any of you that this is satire?

  6. Hey Norm says:

    It’s a spoof guys (girls).

  7. Franklin says:

    Oh, God, that was good, I needed a laugh. Too bad if it’s not real, which occurred to me as an early possibility.

    And Michael – you make it sound so romantic!

  8. hey norm says:

    “…His interests are pot, politics and getting laid…”

    I resemble that remark.

  9. OzarkHillbilly (used to be tom p) says:

    33 years on July 1st.