Debbie Loves Cats and Wants a Man

This eHarmony video of Debbie, a recent MBA grad from Villanova who loves cats and seems to be having trouble finding a man despite her education and obvious physical charms, is making the rounds:

Honestly, it’s not that hard to put cats in a bowtie or a basket, so I’m not sure what the problem is. Rainbows, on the other hand, might be difficult.

I’m amused by this reaction: “Most people go on eHarmony to find true love, but it’s pretty clear that this woman has already found it.”

via Aaron Brazell

FILED UNDER: Humor, Quick Takes,
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Comments

  1. That sound you hear is millions of American men running away in terror




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  2. coco konski says:

    i want to marry this women




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  3. michael reynolds says:

    She’s f**king nuts. But so is the whole notion of finding a mate based on a recitation of easily-summarized compatibilities.

    She’s a child of an alcoholic, has OCD and a BA in English with honors. Her interests are feminism, animals and travel.

    He’s a waiter and high school drop whose previous address was “under an overpass on Interstate 35.” His interests are pot, politics and getting laid.

    33 years on July 1st.




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  4. Peter says:

    I would like to know precisely why she talks like a 14-year-old instead of the adult woman she is.




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  5. Tano says:

    Did it ever occur to any of you that this is satire?




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  6. Hey Norm says:

    It’s a spoof guys (girls).




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  7. Franklin says:

    Oh, God, that was good, I needed a laugh. Too bad if it’s not real, which occurred to me as an early possibility.

    And Michael – you make it sound so romantic!




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  8. hey norm says:

    “…His interests are pot, politics and getting laid…”

    I resemble that remark.




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  9. OzarkHillbilly (used to be tom p) says:

    33 years on July 1st.

    congratulations




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